The LA Times reports that:
Ann Coulter’s jaw wired shut! We’re sooo sad….
Page Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter’s jaw is wired tightly shut.
I know, I know. If the report is true, It’s almost as if our prayers have been answered.
Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure. We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet…
But here’s the best part about the Coulter broken jaw news. No really, this is really good: Seems she has a brand new book titled “GUILTY” due out in early January and, of course, was all booked on TV and radio talk shows to discuss the “much-needed reality check on a Left gone wild,” declares the book’s jacket.
The snark writes itself.
Is that an itsy bitsy Cross hanging ’round the ‘Geist’s neck? Does that mean she’s likely to reason that it’s God’s Will that her jaw’s wired shut? Or is Satan responsible? Did the Debul really maker her do it? I don’t even care.