Rod Blagardjerkavitch with smarter friends in 1974; the hair shows early-onset of P.D. had already taken control.
CHICAGO — The early-onset of Pompadour Dementia is being blamed for Illinois Governor Milorad “Rod” R. Blagojevich’s Bluto-Behavior recently exposed by federal prosecutors. The disease is a variant in the family of tic disorders, and is sometimes referred to as Noggin’ Turrets, due to the victim’s propensities to demonstrate totally insane behaviors despite unusually successful careers. The exact cause of Pompadour Dementia remains unknown, but it is well established that both genetic and environmental factors are involved.
Elvis Presley, after whose “pompadour” the disorder was named, is the most famous of all early examples of Noggin’ Turrets (Pompadour Dementia). The voluminous hair is often associated with physical spasms of a unique character which are often considered displays of talent.
The disorder was named “Pomadour” after the disorder’s main indicator of combing abnormally voluminous hair back in the manner of Elvis Presley, (an early undiagnosed victim) or conversely, after the fashion of “Potsie” (i.e., the “Potsie” variant) on the long running series, “Happy Days.” Remarkably, another lead character, “The Fonz,” was also afflicted with the condition; this happenstance set clinicians searching for other examples of multiple cases in close working associations; (see Fox exemplars, below). The disease is not thought to be contagious, although anecdotal evidence has been shown to exist.
Remarkably, most sufferers of the disorder are quite quickly affected mentally, believing the profusion of hair to be an attractive facet of their uniqueness, and become oblivious to any social stigmatization that may be directed at them from disaffected fans, paparazzi, etc.
Warren “Potsie” Weber showing advanced-onset.
The “Fonz” displaying the “Elvis” variant.
The CLUSTER FACTOR
On occasion the disorder does produce unfortunate deviations. These deviant exemplars invariably demonstrate the “cluster factor,” often finding employment in similar fields or even the same company. One such famous example: Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity, both are exemplars of early-onset deviations, and are currently employed by Fox News.
Bill O’Reilly of Fox News shows the heart-breaking and rare “Loofa” deviation.
Sean Hannity of Fox News; confirmed exemplar of the “Slimey Bastard” deviation.
Other Exemplars of Famous
Pompadour Dementia
Karl Rove; very early “Slimey Bastard” deviation.
Samuel L. Jackson; only known photograph of full-blown symptom, Jackson often shaved his head to hide the disorder; the movie Pulp Fiction was rare exception.
The Ronettes were all early examples of the Cluster Factor in women.
Amy Whinehose in advanced stage of Beehive deviation; actually thinking it looks cool is the beginning of the end.
Sarah Palin, Beehive Variant with unusual “Grizzly” deviation.
Critics of her recently revealed hairdresser expenses are largely unaware of her disorder, which requires daily pruning.
Unknown exemplar of advanced Beehive deviation.
Propagandee on 
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i’m laughing so damned hard, that i can barely type well enough to remind you that you forgot the new beehive on the block, princess sarah palin! her beehive cost as much as all the other put together, times 100!
Oh shi hhi hhit! We’ll have to rectify that lil fo-paw…
Ha! Thanks Nonnie
thank you, terry! you found an excellent example of princess at her finest!