A Ditto Head eagerly awaiting his marching orders
Attendees at this weekend’s Wingnut Woodstock (aka the Conservative Political Action Committee) began spilling out of their school buses today, a white smocked Christopher Lloyd checking their names off his clipboard.
The Dream Team of speakers include the usual suspects:
Bill “The Gambler” Bennett, Ann Coultergeist, Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum, David “Oh the Horror” Horowitz, “Mad Maven” Michelle Malkin, Joe the Plumber/Reporter/Economist/Author/Media Whore Wurzelbacher, John “Invade Iran’ Bolton, and the headliner, Rush “The Bloviator” Limbaugh.
Noticeably absent are governors Sarah “Palin’ Around With Terrorists” Palin, and Bobby “The Exorcist” Jindal, both considered leading contenders for the 2012 presidential election but lying low after a series of media flameouts.
Friday’s program agenda includes the following:
Al Franken and ACORN: How Liberals are Destroying the American Election System
New Challenges in the Culture War
Sarah Palin Unplugged
The Key to Victory? Listen to Conservatives
Love Taking Charge? The Common Sense Tool For Kickin’ *** One State at a Time
But the Black Helicopter Bubbas aren’t waiting around for elections they know they’re going to lose, preferring armed resurrection instead. They are currently recruiting soldiers for the revolution over at Sean Hannity‘s web site.
Ironic that the national security state infrastructure that Darth Cheney, Alberto Gonzalez, and W put in place might just be used against their ideological ilk.
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