Wingnut Woodstock

wingnut-2 A Ditto Head eagerly awaiting his marching orders

Attendees at this weekend’s Wingnut Woodstock (aka the Conservative Political Action Committee) began spilling out of their school buses today, a white smocked Christopher Lloyd checking their names off his clipboard.

The Dream Team of speakers include the usual suspects:

Bill “The Gambler” Bennett, Ann Coultergeist, Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum, David “Oh the Horror” Horowitz, “Mad Maven” Michelle Malkin, Joe the Plumber/Reporter/Economist/Author/Media Whore Wurzelbacher, John “Invade Iran’ Bolton, and the headliner, Rush “The Bloviator” Limbaugh.

Noticeably absent are governors Sarah “Palin’ Around With Terrorists” Palin, and Bobby “The Exorcist” Jindal, both considered leading contenders for the 2012 presidential election but lying low after a series of media flameouts.

Friday’s program agenda includes the following:

Al Franken and ACORN: How Liberals are Destroying the American Election System

New Challenges in the Culture War

Sarah Palin Unplugged

The Key to Victory? Listen to Conservatives

Love Taking Charge? The Common Sense Tool For Kickin’ *** One State at a Time

But the Black Helicopter Bubbas aren’t waiting around for elections they know they’re going to lose, preferring armed resurrection instead. They are currently recruiting soldiers for the revolution over at  Sean Hannity‘s web site.

Ironic that the national security state infrastructure that Darth Cheney, Alberto Gonzalez, and W put in place might just be used against their ideological ilk.

[Image from flicker.com]

2 Comments

  1. Propagandee Propagandee

    Yo Nonnie:

    Looks like it’s already begun.

    Kentucky Senator (and former MLB pitcher) Jim Bunning is threatening to resign because his fellow Rethuglicans don’t think he can win re-election and won’t raise $ for him.

    “Bunning would allow Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear, a Democrat, to appoint his replacement — a move that could give Democrats the 60 votes they need to block Republican filibusters in the Senate.

    “I would get the last laugh. Don’t forget Kentucky has a Democrat governor,” one of the sources quoted Bunning as saying.

    “The only logical extension of that comment is, ‘(Make me mad) … enough and I’ll resign, and then you’ve got 60 Democrats,’ ” said another source who was present at the event.

  2. funny how all the wingnuts were there, because they’re all screwed. i really think they are making themselves such laughingstocks that the rethuglican party will either die or break up into 2 completely separate parties. they’ll make themselves even more insignificant than they already are.

Prove you're human: leave a comment.