Apparently, disgraced former president George W. Bush is being given a $7 million dollar advance to write a memoir of his disastrous eight years in office, titled Decision Points.
Two suggestions for W.
First, since you have no credibility outside your small circle of narcissist enablers, you should consider a subtitle that has at least has an air of truth to it. Something along the lines of:
Twelve Things Dick and Karl Told Me To Do To Screw Up The World.
And second, make sure you have plenty of crayons around the house. Writing is hard work.
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Don’t underestimate the former president’s ablity to get a book written. He has a publicist and press secretary, you know. ;o)
Twelve Things Dick and Karl Told Me To Do To Screw Up The World
don’t forget the subtitle….
While I Was Drunk
Nonnie:
I’m sure what Laura could say about that is worth an extra mil or so for her tell-all…
propagandee,
the problem is that pickles was probably self-medicating so much that she doesn’t remember much of what went on.
For a war criminal, he’s gonna make out pretty good, between the book and the speaking engagements.
Mikeb:
Natch. But that could be good news if Suzie Orman has her way:
you gotta love a publishing company in these tough economic times spending $7 million for a book to land on the 99 cent table in 3 days
i would bet AIG’s house that the publisher is a christian organization who steals old ladies social securty checks
i might buy the book just so i can pick up dog shit with it