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Seems like you can’t turn on the tee vee these days without being assaulted by the tortured logic of Dick Cheney. His recent flailings have been focused on massaging a flaccid argument for brutality against America’s foe’s, especially the one’s we already have in leg irons. But now he’s managed to interject himself into yet another battle raging on the front lines of the war on culture culture war. Sure, closeted gay Republicans have become passé in Washington again, since the pre-trial sequestering of the Bush sock puppet down in Dallas, but Dick is on the loose again, and this time he’s got a Sildenafil Citrate chubby for a sweet young stud named Preston.
Like me, you may already be wondering how Lord Vader thinks he’s keeping his gayness secret by appearing on the cover of a gay mag and announcing same. But then, you also probably thought Dick’s “undisclosed locations” were just hide-aways for national security purposes. Or that his ludicrous defense of torture is flamingly hypocritical. But then, psychopathic chickenhawk ( yes— it’s a double entendre* ) liars like Dick Bruce Cheney are simply impossible to categorize in any meaningful way; even though a lot of Americans are determined to seeing a court of law do just that: Dick Cheney: America’s Biggest War Criminal— ever.
Think I’ll hole up and read “PRIDE & GREED: Why Dick Keeps It In the Closet,” just for the giggles. God knows there’s nothing funny about the prospect of having to watch old Dick whore around with the MSM rent boys for the next eight years, continually attempting to justify his insane view of reality.
* Chickenhawk is a political epithet used in the United States to criticize a politician, bureaucrat, or commentator who strongly supports a war or other military action, yet who actively avoided military service when of draft age. Chickenhawk or chicken hawk is also slang used in American and British gay culture to denote older males who prefer younger males for partners.
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We gotta get you a comedy gig, Michael.
I’m wiping tears out of my eyes again.
Chickenhawk alert!
(Whenever Scary Cheney assumes the position (on TV, et al.).)
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Well, only if it pays more than this blog…
Now that’d be hilarious!
i really thought the magazine cover was real until i looked closely, and noted that the young man has no bruising (or bullet wounds) on him. then i knew that he couldn’t be deadeye dick’s recreational partner.
Believe what you want nonnienoodle, a nice suit can hide some pretty harsh re-marks; but it’s positively shocking what happens behind closed doors when the Repugs come together, so to speak, when Dick gets down to some leathery-good S&M and he questions your balls off for the
pleasureanswershe needswants;he’s a crazy alpha chickenhawk true and blue, never through.your word is good enough for me, saitia. i’m totally convinced now. in fact, when i squint, i think i can discern some swelling in the young man’s forearm.