Top Ten Reasons Why Gov. Sanford Disappeared

Sanford and Sons

The Sanford family during happier times

10.  Needed a break from his family…values.

9.  Has a Senator Ensign problem (affair with another woman).

8.  Has a Senator Craig problem (affair with a gay lover).

7.  Has a Senator Vitter problem (chatty prostitute).

6. Was hospitalized for an ass transplant after getting his butt kicked by the South Carolina legislature for refusing 1os of millions of sorely needed federal dollars.

5. Was testing his staff for loyalty and the national press for gullibility.

4.  Met in Argentina with an ex-pat German consultant to plot strategy for winning the Rethug presidential nomination.

3. Was ordered rendered by Rahm Emanuel to be turned into a Democratic Manchurian  Presidential Candidate.

2.  Threw his hat in the ring for a Political Darwin Award.

And the number one reason why Governor Sanford disappeared?

1.  He was kidnapped by alien social psychologists  to answer the question that has the cosmos all a-twitter:

Rethuglicans– WTF?

Difficile est saturam non scribere: It is difficult not to write satire.

6 Comments

  1. Propagandee Propagandee

    Foley– bingo. Thanks.

    Beginning to see a pattern here. Fux is either simply incompetent and unconcerned about actual fact checking; or smart enough to know that retractions are always less noticed than the original narrative because of the way the brain codes new information.

  2. Avatar Michael Hart

    Number nine with a bullet to number one; good call, Prop!
    Before this is over, I have a feeling his “Ensign problem” will be called “the Sanfordargentina problem.”

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