The Sanford family during happier times
10. Needed a break from his family…values.
9. Has a Senator Ensign problem (affair with another woman).
8. Has a Senator Craig problem (affair with a gay lover).
7. Has a Senator Vitter problem (chatty prostitute).
6. Was hospitalized for an ass transplant after getting his butt kicked by the South Carolina legislature for refusing 1os of millions of sorely needed federal dollars.
5. Was testing his staff for loyalty and the national press for gullibility.
4. Met in Argentina with an ex-pat German consultant to plot strategy for winning the Rethug presidential nomination.
3. Was ordered rendered by Rahm Emanuel to be turned into a Democratic Manchurian Presidential Candidate.
2. Threw his hat in the ring for a Political Darwin Award.
And the number one reason why Governor Sanford disappeared?
1. He was kidnapped by alien social psychologists to answer the question that has the cosmos all a-twitter:
Rethuglicans– WTF?
Difficile est saturam non scribere: It is difficult not to write satire.
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Number nine with a bullet to number one; good call, Prop!
Before this is over, I have a feeling his “Ensign problem” will be called “the Sanfordargentina problem.”
he was testing his staff, alright!
Naturally, Fux News identified Sanford as a Democrat. Didn’t they do the same thing not too long ago when another Rethug was busted for conduct unbecoming?
they always seem to screw up the party affiliation when it’s a rethug who got caught. they did the same with mark foley.
Foley– bingo. Thanks.
Beginning to see a pattern here. Fux is either simply incompetent and unconcerned about actual fact checking; or smart enough to know that retractions are always less noticed than the original narrative because of the way the brain codes new information.
…Not to mention the fact that the “brains” watching Fux Noose aren’t really capable of coding new information; the old info is just fine, thankyooz.