http://www.urantiansojourn.com/2009/11/apocalyptic-clusterphuquers/ Life On The World Of The Cross Sat, 31 Jul 2010 22:08:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.urantiansojourn.com/2009/11/apocalyptic-clusterphuquers/#comment-3757 Michael Hart Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:36:44 +0000 http://www.urantiansojourn.com/?p=12470#comment-3757 I thought <b>"Republican Jesus"</b> was the one that's here now; isn't he living in Glenn Beck's head? Yep, the Mjölner was Thor's hammer, the AR-15 must be Rambo or some other Repug pussy. But if the real Jesus comes back, I have no doubt the fundy Christians will be the first to reject because he tells them that two thirds or more of their dogma is horseshit on a stick. I thought “Republican Jesus” was the one that’s here now; isn’t he living in Glenn Beck’s head?
Yep, the Mjölner was Thor’s hammer, the AR-15 must be Rambo or some other Repug pussy. But if the real Jesus comes back, I have no doubt the fundy Christians will be the first to reject because he tells them that two thirds or more of their dogma is horseshit on a stick.

]]> http://www.urantiansojourn.com/2009/11/apocalyptic-clusterphuquers/#comment-3756 Michael Hart Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:29:38 +0000 http://www.urantiansojourn.com/?p=12470#comment-3756 Um, I will never know what flavor that bucket 'o shit is. If Boner wants to call it garlic he can have all he wants; Sarah will no doubt spew more. Um, I will never know what flavor that bucket ‘o shit is. If Boner wants to call it garlic he can have all he wants; Sarah will no doubt spew more.

]]> http://www.urantiansojourn.com/2009/11/apocalyptic-clusterphuquers/#comment-3748 ZIRGAR Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:13:23 +0000 http://www.urantiansojourn.com/?p=12470#comment-3748 Hey, I can't wait for Republican Jesus to come back to America so the Christians can call him an unpatriotic pansy pinko fag and try to crucify him again, while he just blasts them with holy smoking thunderbolts and smashes them with his mighty hammer, the mjollnir, and blows them away with his AR-15 semi-auto rifle with direct gas impingement operating mechanism, or am I mixing my mythologies again? I can never keep any of it straight. Hey, I can’t wait for Republican Jesus to come back to America so the Christians can call him an unpatriotic pansy pinko fag and try to crucify him again, while he just blasts them with holy smoking thunderbolts and smashes them with his mighty hammer, the mjollnir, and blows them away with his AR-15 semi-auto rifle with direct gas impingement operating mechanism, or am I mixing my mythologies again? I can never keep any of it straight.

]]> http://www.urantiansojourn.com/2009/11/apocalyptic-clusterphuquers/#comment-3728 nonnie9999 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:19:20 +0000 http://www.urantiansojourn.com/?p=12470#comment-3728 is that shit milkshake garlic flavored? if so, they should invite boohoo boehner over for a sip. is that shit milkshake garlic flavored? if so, they should invite boohoo boehner over for a sip.

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