Front row right to “off the f’n chart” right: John “Crybaby” Boehner, the decaying head of John “Captain Underpants” McCain, “Lil Newt” Gingrich, “Fat Bastard” Limpbaugh, Michele “Batshit” Bachmann; back row: “Ima Fuckin’ Retard” Palin, Michael “Wut Up” Steele, “Crazy Mountain Jim” Inhofe, Glenn “Shoot’em In The Head” Beck, Joe LieberDuoche, Eric “Pee Pants” Cantor, Mitch “DOA” (Douche On Arrival) McConnell, Peter “Sniffer” Hoekstra, John “Queenie Weenie” Kyl, and Jim “Dr. Demento” Demint.
BlueGal found some RWNJ photoshopper who was looking for a reason to show Nancy Pelosi’s breasties, so he did an elaborate chop of a Roman orgy or some such nonsense. (See her excellent photoshop response here, and her article here.) At least the Dems are sane and enjoying themselves at their “orgy”— the Repugs are not so lucky. As you can see above, they’re all locked up in the loonie bin (wait— can I say “loonie”?) Well fuck it— we’ll do it live— they’re in the nuthouse.
And they’re going to stay in the nuthouse. You can’t long play at hypocrisy before it corrupts the mind, and the soul; and we’re not just slinging satire when we say they’re all crazier than shit house rats. Yep, they all need some time away; really FAR away— from any responsibility— especially attempting to engage in the public dialogue. So find your compassion. Dig down deep, and help us help the nation get these crazy fucks off our streets.
On behalf of a grateful nation, we thank you.