THE TOWER OF BECKEL

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“Now the whole earth had one lunatic with a few words. And as other men illegally migrated into the west, they found a Job in the land of Shiny Stuff and illegally settled there.  And the honorable said to one another, “Come on.  Let us find these bums, and burn them thoroughly.”  And they had tea for stone, and bit men for pleasure.  Then they said, “Come on. Let us build ourselves a citeh, and a tower with it’s top in the heavens, and let us make a name for ourselves, lest we be overrun from abroad, and scattered across the face of the whole earth.”
—GENESIS According to Beck 8-28

6 Comments

  1. Avatar Seeing Eye Chick

    At some point he will have a real, psychological meltdown on television. He is delusional and I suspect he really does hear voices he ascribes to gawd. It’s probably that, that drove him to drink all those years ago.

    1. Hi Chick, I can’t bring myself to watch Beck except in news clips on other networks, but it always looks like he’s in the middle of a “psychological meltdown on television.” So how would we actually notice a “real” one? It’s beyond me that so many “Murkans” can’t see he’s around the sanity bend.

    1. Propagandee Propagandee

      And when you add what is now one of the Becksters’s few remaining sponsors, Goldline, now under investigation for fraud in California, we can add the moniker Tower of Bauble as well.

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