The GlennPocalypse

 Posted by on April 5, 2011 at 7:34 AM
Apr 052011


Stephen picks up where we left off in The Nutty Professor, offering his very own emergency Beck pack:

Everything you need to survive in a post Glenn world.”

Among other essential survival items, it includes two dozen cans of pure distilled Glenn:

Keep your Beck pack on at all times and we need never face our greatest fear: not knowing what to be afraid of.

Good to know.

Unreasoned fear is a master intellectual fraud practiced upon the evolving mortal soul.

-The Urantia Book

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