Penguin Survives Biting The Newt!

Penguin bites Newt

We’ve always known that there was something fishy about The Newt.  So we weren’t surprised to hear that a penguin at the St. Louis Zoo took a bite out of him over the weekend. Fortunately for the little water fowl, she was current on all her shots and is expected to survive her bout with reverse rabies.

MSNBC’s First Read has the scoop:

“GREENSBORO, N.C. – The day after Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin at a zoo, he acknowledged he is “the underdog” and said his campaign began renting their donor list because they needed money…

Following a tour of the NASCAR museum, Gingrich said he spoke with Santorum in St. Louis, Mo., but only briefly. (This was the same day the Speaker visited the St. Louis Zoo, was nipped by a penguin and met a tiger named Callista – just like his wife, he joked to reporters.)

Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.

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