WARSHED IN THE G-DAM BLOOD OF THE CANOLA VIRUSS

Don’t let nobody stop yall
from going tah Church! 

Go ahead on tah church.
Shake evabuddy’s hand.
And hug everyone.
Sixty G-dam times if you warnt to.

Don’t listen to no gasoline-lightin’ sunzabitches
that think this a brilliant scheme to rid the gene pool
of low information MAGAnuts personnel.  It’s NOT.

It’s the exorcism of free speech, dummies.

I would write a whole hellofa lot more except I’m busy preyin’.

Understand?

(Follow @BrentTerhune on Twitter while he can still drive and rant at the same time.)

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