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When Culture Goes Crazy (UPDATED)

by Michael Hart March 8, 2010

The failure of America’s leaders to recognize the importance of unifying her cultural factions by finding ways to bring them together in respect and intelligent patriotism has resulted in an all-out culture war…

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McDead Gets His Freak On

by Michael Hart March 5, 2010

Call me old fashioned, call me un-cool; but postmortem lividity just doesn’t cut it as a turn-on. But there is a fringe element out there that apparently finds it to be so, and the opportunistic senatorial cadaver of John “McDead” McCain was out in the clubs tappin’ that shit this weekend.

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JESUS RETURNS

by Michael Hart March 2, 2010

The extraordinary event began unfolding at approximately 9 AM EST at the Bainbridge House Ballroom when a man…strode to the podium and exclaimed, “Peace be upon you. I am the person you know as Jesus of Nazareth.”

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Look At Them Suckers

by Michael Hart February 22, 2010

How about Them Tea Baggers, Ain’t they wags? Sittin’ there suckin’ Them big GOPper-Bags.

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Repugs Fly Into The Cuckoo’s Nest

by Michael Hart February 17, 2010
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BlueGal found some RWNJ photoshopper who was looking for a reason to show Nancy Pelosi’s breasties

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Course Correction

by Michael Hart February 12, 2010

You know the cliché: Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. The reason it’s a cliché is because it’s also a truism; for us as well as for you.

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Maddow On Republican Hypocrisy

by Michael Hart February 10, 2010

Just a PSA every American should contemplate, regardless of political party.
Hypocrisy is a vice.  It is a vice the Republican Party uses as a weapon.
To put it simply, they must be disarmed. Yesterday.

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Whew; It’s Okay If It’s Satire (UPDATE VI)

by Michael Hart February 9, 2010

“Stephen Colbert Bump”?
Spotted near the Antelope Freeway this morning…
If you wanna read the scribbles, you must click it
If you see any political billboards, snap a picture and send it in;
and don’t worry about it being politically correct;
as long as it’s “satire,” it’s o-f*cking kay.

The Colbert Report
Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter

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Wink, Whine, Don’t Quit.

by Michael Hart February 8, 2010

A mere two days after discovering she uses crib notes scribbled on her hands— a practice generally associated with high school cheating— Sarah Palin has again turned the tables on the “Lame Stream Media.”

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Satan On The Hill

by Michael Hart February 5, 2010
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In a rare moment of demonic candor, characteristically angry and frustrated Christian icon, Satan, lashed out at a Fox news crew on Capital Hill today:

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The Crown Jewel of Stupidism [sic]

by Michael Hart February 4, 2010

Decked out in full RWNJ regalia, Michele Bachmann riles up the Yakusa.
The crown jewel of Michele Bachmann’s (R-Minn.) winger tea-ara is a GOPper sheep.  Not surprisingly, then, at a health care forum on Monday at the Mayo Clinic, she suggested that health care reform in America would lead to a Yakusa-like “gangster government” that would [...]

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Please Don’t Ask and Don’t Tell

by Michael Hart February 2, 2010

What’s that smell? Can’t you smell that smell?
—Lynyrd Skynyrd
STEVE DOUCHEY: All right. Thank you very much for teeing up that clip. Joining us very much alive this morning is Senator John Sidney McCain, affectionately known around here as Captian Underpants. Good morning to you, Captain, sir.
SENATOR McCAIN: What?  We’re already on?  I’ve gotta change my— [...]

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before it is too late again

by Michael Hart February 1, 2010

We have reached a critical juncture in the New World Order’s plans…
The international banks plan to loot the people of the United States,
and the world, and turn them into slaves on a Global Plantation.

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IMA JIS BE STEELE

by Michael Hart January 25, 2010
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HONOLULU — Despite deep internal divisions and other problems, Republicans still appear invigorated after devastating national elections that saw them lose control of Congress and then the White House. The reason? An elite Hawaiian vacation/Stategery Session.

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John Zebedee

by Michael Hart January 24, 2010

John Zebedee  • Terry Kruger
Perhaps no other single family contributed more to the work of the mission of Jesus than that of the Zebedees. The Zebedee brothers, James and John, followed two other brothers, Andrew and Peter, into the apostolic core,  and David Zebedee was indispensable as the organizer and manager of a messenger service [...]

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