Category: Distraction
TRUMPENSTEIN!
In Mary Shelley’s classic sci-fi horror novel, Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus (1818), her protagonist, the brilliant Dr. Viktor Frankenstein, allows his hubris to get the better of him by assuming the powers of the Creator. His monstrous faux human creation, without name or number in the original—let’s call him “Donald” for now– refers to himself initially as “the Adam of …
Seriously, America? This??
So it may be too soon to start showing America just what a Trump “presidency” will look like. After all, it was many of those same sorry fuckers who elected Ronald Reagan.
THE FOX NEWS DEBATE DEBACLE
The sound check at the Losers Kid’s table got rowdy; a lot of bird flipping, and considerable abuse of little Ricky Santorum.
Eugene Langurson Announces Bid For Presidency
Not intimidated by an already crowded field and hugely daunting odds, Eugene “Bob” Langurson announced Monday, at the Primate Pavilion at the San Diego Zoo, that he will run for the Republican nomination in the 2020 presidential election.
BLOWFISH: TRUMP EDITION
In the BLOWFISH interview, Donald Trump didn’t cover any new ground, just the usual scorched earth bravado of recent weeks liberally peppered with the phrase, “I’m tremendously wealthy.”