Twas Teh Nightmare Before Christmas
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B4y5sZKdI4[/youtube] A Lump of Coal. • No man was ever so much deceived by another than by himself. —Greville •
Category: American Fascism
Weasels Ripped My Exoskeleton
WASHINGTON — Senate Republicans, led by android creep pussbag Mitch McConnell, crapped all over the last day of Zappadan by pretending the anti-American obstructionist bullshit which continues to flow from every pore of the fascist Republican cabal was actually just them insisting on their “…right to participate in the the legislative process.”
DROP DEAD
Senate to Middle Class: Drop Dead They could have given the loan on the condition that the automakers start building only cars and mass transit that reduce our dependency on oil. They could have given the loan on the condition that the automakers build cars that reduce global warming. They could have given the loan on the condition that the …
Suzy Creamcheese, What’s Got Into Ya?
Questions, Questions, Questions, flooding into the mind of the concerned young person today. Ah, but it’s a great time to be alive, ladies and gentlemen. And that’s the theme of our program for tonight. It’s so FUCKING GREAT to be alive!
Merry Holidays
“Merry Christmas” militant Ms. Betty Fiobles waits for local authorities. FAIRFAX WALMART — Betty Irene Fiobles of East Dour drove to the Fairfax Walmart in a snit of Christmassy cheer Wednesday, but that cheer was quickly and brutally put to death by a renegade Walmart greeter, who savaged her by blithely uttering, “Merry Holidays.” Fiobles snapped, shouting, “How dare you!” …
Our Dis.STINK.tive Values
All stupidity aside for now, our “distinctive values” are, of course, rooted in the Judeo-Christian tradition; they inform all the morals and ethics that attend our decision making as individuals, and collectively as the will of the people. But is it the job of the Government to teach Americans morals, ethics, and values, as this collective mass of various biological tissue claims? or are we responsible as individuals? as Republican racists insist?
Bush Behind Bars
People, get ready. Justice is coming. You don’t believe it, do you. Not in your wildest dreams do you think you’ll see Junior Dubya the killer joker sitting in a holding tank, waiting for James Baker or some other Bush Family toad to come post his bail. So what does that say about America. That our president can use lies …
