SINCE EARTHLINGS LACK the means of expedient intergalactic travel, formal contact with extraterrestrial alien life from other worlds will necessarily be their choice. This implies they really have a reason for contacting us, since they could have made contact whenever they wanted. Maybe.
President and fulltime game show host, Donald J. TRump, was spotted while not tweeting on Sunday as he prepared to award some losers in striped shirts, The President’s Cup trophy— a nasty looking gold-plated spitoon-like thing, nearly big enough to fit on TRump’s head.
Hello American people, as I begin my very important first trip to another great hemisphere, I want to tell you that I will be thinking and working for you while I’m busy doing other things, believe me.
STUMPDIGIT, SOUTH CAROLINA — In 1983, Fred Trump told an interviewer that his son Donald “was a pretty rough fellow when he was small.” But as a board member of Kew-Forest School, daddy Trump couldn’t allow Donald’s behavioral problems to go um, “unpunished”; he fixed that behavior problem by sending little Donnie off to a correctional facility military school, the New York Military …
It’s all-ahead flank for the Drumpf Tramp Steamer right now; but some of us already know where this leviathan shit-scow is headed.
A Great White Whale was found dead on a sidewalk ringing the White House this morning, and officials appear to be Drumpfounded as to how it got there.
What’s Wrong With This Picture? Yes, his mouth is open, but that’s not it. It’s that 44″ tie there that’s blowin’ in his wind. This is exactly what Drumpf will look like as president, telling the press to “Get off my lawn!”— the lawn of his private Ireland “White House” golf course estate, and to go have sex with themselves back in Amerika. Several …
