On the Trell With Sarah Palin

•  •  •  SCATOLOGY WEEK  •  •  • A workman draining blood out of turkeys looks on in disbelief as an unidentified man tumbles down the turkey wafer conveyor belt while Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin babbles about how brutal the “time consumption” was for her on the campaign “trell.” WTF does she think it would be like if she had …

The President’s Cup Runneth Over

President and fulltime game show host, Donald J. TRump, was spotted while not tweeting on Sunday as he prepared to award some losers in striped shirts, The President’s Cup trophy— a nasty looking gold-plated spitoon-like thing, nearly big enough to fit on TRump’s head.

#MAGA MAGAzine

    I’m not always comfortable explaining how I happen upon some of the weird magazines I review, and this one is no exception. I will only say I was forced by circumstance to spend a few days in Mike Pence’s hometown, where I found a copy of MAGA MAGAzine; (I see what you did there).  But this version of “MAGA” is …

7 Things You’re Actually Dying to Know

  Fact #1.  I don’t belong here— I’m innocent. I’m only sort of kidding. Our planet Urantia is, in a peculiar sense, a prison/playpen for self-conscious monkey men. Granted, it’s a large, spectacularly beautiful and complex prison, and it would seem, a prison very poorly run, for the most part, by the most unqualified inmates; but there’s way more to …

The GOP Nothing Burger. . .

In the movie Pulp Fiction, Samuel L. Jackson takes a bite out of Brett’s tasty Big Kahuna burger, and washes it down with Brett’s tasty beverage. It’s just a little scary pretext for the brutal destruction that is moments away.

SERVE SOMEBODY

You may own guns and you may even own tanks; but you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

The Rainbow Roots of Racism

The first human beings were not Caucasians. They were not black; they were not yellow; they were not red, orange, green, or blue. They were brown.