BOULDER — Michelle Obama was at the University of Colorado at Boulder, Wednesday, and told a huge crowd of students that today was the day they needed to register to vote if they were going to join their fellow students in being the deciding factor in winning Colorado for Barack.  Estimates say there are still roughly 170,000 students and other teens who still have not registered in Colorado.

I won’t say much about her speech, other than it reflected the genuine love and brilliant support she has for her husband, and our next president. She was as eloquently impressive in her own way as Barack is in his. She spoke in frank but persuasive terms that appealed to intelligent patriotism and a resurgence of America’s core values;  I guess you had to be there.

Colorado is tipping BLUE the past two weeks, currently tightening to 49% for Barack and 46% McCain. Tremendous new democratic registration should blow Colorado into a floodstage win for Obama, and I for one will predict right now he’ll take the state on November 4, and the election.

Michelle Obama will be a tremendous First Lady, and a tremendous asset for our nation!

Urantia Book readers take note: one of Michelle’s aides was given a copy of the book for Michelle.  Maybe if she were to get a few more copies before election day she (and Barack)  might realize something’s up with that. . .

The first challenge for John McCain is, of course, to take de bait— show up.

But declaring yourself the winner before the event isn’t going to gitter done, even in McCain’s maverick version of the universe.

What you’ll see tonight, is good ole “Gramps McCain,” creepy smiling, blinking too much, that “left eye” thing, and saying “My friends” just enough to make your flesh crawl. But he’s still gonna get stuck on his back like an elderly turtle; all Barack has to do is hold him there until he exhausts himself.

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The dominance of mediocrity spells the downfall of any nation.
—The URANTIA Book

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The McCain Ad Team has been infiltrated— Is “The ONE” ready to lead?!? Wul, Hhyuh, Grandpa. . . Why duh ya think they call him “The ONE”?

The ONE— Disabling the onslaught of evil Repuglidung pellets hurled up by the McSame Camp Pain in sheer desperation

Buzz this ad up on YouTube; maybe they’ll keep making this kind of mistake Barack Ad until November. I mean, shit! You can’t buy this kind of connection to the higher neural pathways of the great unwashed. Obama’s people wouldn’t make this kind of ad for obvious reasons, but just as obviously, the Repugs who did make it will never get the Chris Matthews “Tingle down the leg” thing, so they have no clue what they do when they invite their own simple-minded sheeple to seriously contemplate— Could Barack Obama be a divine blessing on America?

No doubt they think it the height of clever ridicule to compare Barack to Keanu. That “celebrity” brush they’re currently flailing around. But do they have any idea how many disaffected young Repugs are looking for a way to unplug from the Matrix? Uh, no. . . So you make them ask, Is Barack Obama “The ONE“?? Mmm Golly; don’t wanna make no mistake on that. . . At’d be as bad as rejectin’ Our LORD hisself! (And rejectin’ the ONE would look real bad on duh Judgment Day rap sheet. . . ) Better vote for him— just in case.

And the clip of Obama talking about a light coming down. . . a few turnip-heads will fall off the truck there, but most of’em will be sharp enough to realize he was making lite of Republican ridicule there in the first place.

But the truly transcendent stroke of subliminal genius-coup de grâce is the selection of NRA superstar Charlton Heston as Moses, whom every right-wing fundamentalist knows as the real Moses, being invoked and equated to Barack Obama. Do those arrogant twits really think undecided Republicans are going to see Heston as someone to ridicule??  Nuh uh.  And thus Obama gets linked to Heston as Moses.

Arrogant presumption is a dangerous line to walk, even though Karl Rove has managed to walk it so successfully for so long. The dimbulbs who light up for this kind of sacrilegious snark are lost souls already; while the ones who are still susceptible to its oily residue of ridicule are also the ones whose faith in the divine is borderline as well. But the shadow of a hair’s turning, premeditated for an untrue purpose, the slightest twisting or perversion of that which is principle— constitutes falseness. And it is the falseness of the Republicans— their premeditated perversion of principle— that is at the noxious heart of their undoing.

[The ONE image by Krugerocks.com]

Phil Burress poses with full-page antiporn ad.

Phil Burress, head pin of the Ohio-based Citizens for Community Values, recently said of John McCain: “We don’t like him, and he doesn’t like us.” But Burress has even more recently found his nostrils wedged into McCain’s right armpit, following a little Come-to-Jebus moment with the aged Maverick. With the powerful scent of POW euphoria still fresh in his aural passageways, he lurched back to the keyboard of his personal Googelator and sent out an “interweb” note to some still-not-on-board allies, saying:

“I was once one of those people who said ‘no way’ to Senator John McCain as President. No longer. My ability to ignore my own opinions has risen to the top. The steaks are too high. Why does a good piece of cow cost $14.95 a pound?? For the love of Christ, this is America, a Christian Cow Nation, is it not?? But if Obama wins, I need to able to get up on November 5th, look at myself approvingly in the mirror for several minutes, and pray, ‘Lord, I did all that I could to implement my own will, and the will of my Party. But you thwarted us. I was sure your Will was my will. How could I have been so completely wrong about yours?’ “

Phil, Phil, Phil. How long must the Lord (and everyone else) bear with you? When will you understand the tyrannical and dictatorial political state John McCain is supposed to inherit, the one you are now kowtowing to, is the direct offspring of scientific materialism and philosophic secularism? Do you really think Johnnie started liking you for any other reason than he wants you and your freakin’ religious allies back in line?

You see, secularism no sooner freed us from the domination of the institutionalized church than it sold us into slavish bondage to the totalitarian state. Secularism freed us from ecclesiastical slavery only to betray us into the tyranny of political and economic slavery.

So the good Lord will be doing you and your allies a huge favor by giving us eight years of Barack, a president who actually knows the constitution well enough to teach it, even to a nation of politically ignorant polyps, and a man with a genuine spiritual relationship with Jesus which informs his moral and ethical compass in a way that is respectful of the line between church and state.

So. Phil. A bit of unsolicited advice: Recognize that you are an unwitting secularist. Stop thwarting the Lord you claim to serve, by trying to put the will of the Republican Party and it’s new marionette in training, John McCain, over His will. You’ll someday be glad you did.

NEW ORLEANS— John McCain stammered his way through one of his more memorable speeches ever Tuesday night, but unfortunately it was memorable for the number of speaking miscues off the teleprompter, not the content. It was memorable for the forced, creepy smiles at the end of sentences that didn’t warrant them. Even his repetitious blinking was unnerving. And with more than twenty word fumbles through the course of this painfully long Geritol info-mercial, it was particularly telling that CNN felt it necessary to put a “HAPPENING NOW” tag directly over McCain’s right lung.

I knew the evening was going to go badly when the Phoney from Arizoney began by adding an extra syllable to “New Or-le-ans.” Bush’s constant mangling of “nu-cu-lar” sprang instantly to mind, and thus a speech designed to separate the two men joined at the fragile hip of John McCain was doomed to failure.

Then this mis-speak, only two and a half minutes in: “I believe that still; but we must rise the occasion as we always have.” Well, he didn’t “rise the occasion.” He sank, and he continued to sink until CNN cut away. But all was not lost. My favorite McBushism from the speech was this line: “The right change will stop impeding Americans from doing what they have always done, overcome every obstacle to our progress, turn challenges and opportunity into opportunities. . .”

Over-powered by what the press called the “Lime Green Monster,” the background from hell gave McCain a pallor only a cadaver could love. But with timing that could only have been arranged through divine providence, McCain dropped this turd-bomb bomb bomb right before one of the most historic speeches ever to be delivered in America, Barack Obama’s announcement to the world that a black and white man had turned an opportunity into an opportunity to run for president of the United States.

A venue tip to McCain’s advance people: Never— ever— choose a venue where the acoustics are such that one big-mouth supporter can rise teh occasion by drowning out the rest of the audience. Very creepy. And speaking of loudest. McCain drew his loudest applause when he read without error, “They might think me an imperfect servant of our country, which I surely am; but I am her servant, first, last, and always.” Great.

But we don’t need another “servant” in the white house. We need a leader.

. . . And from someone who can be president.

But no wonder most Americans don’t recognize Truth spoken to power when they hear it.

They’ve never heard it from chimpy.