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Waiting For The Storm To Blow Over

by Michael Hart May 24, 2008

Apologies to Thomas Nast for borrowing his September 23, 1871 cartoon captioned: “A Group of Vultures Waiting for the Storm to ‘Blow Over’—‘Let Us Prey” Yes, that’s Satan’s lapdog, Carl Rove behind her, so to speak. . .

The media shit-storm over the assassination slur probably hasn’t reached full pitch yet, but who really [...]

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Holy Smokes! Billary Wins Kentucky

by Propagandee May 22, 2008

Proving the inventiveness of one her key demographics, white Appalachian males, Billary supporter and Darwin Award candidate, Roary M. Plosion, shows his contribution to Billary’s impending victory speech at the Democratic National Convention.

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Billary Death Watch

by Propagandee May 19, 2008

UPDATED BELOW
Slate has put up a new page that tracks Billary’s odds of winning ‘08 the nomination, beginning with a generous estimate of 12%. (Someone from within their own campaign estimated it at only 10% last week.)
One of the current theories as to why Billary is intent on destroying Obama’s rep is that if it [...]

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Seance Exclusive! Lee Atwater Says Clinton the Stronger Candidate

by Propagandee May 19, 2008

HOLLYWOOD, CA (C.U.News) The godfather of Republican dirty campaign tricks, Lee “Willy Horton” Atwater, revealed through one of the world’s most respected psychics today that Billary would be the stronger candidate against John McCain in the 2008 presidential election.
In an exclusive interview granted to this reporter, the medium (who insisted on anonymity, [...]

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Billary Declares Victory! Hangs in there!

by Propagandee May 13, 2008

Where have I seen this movie before?
Oh yeah. Here:

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The Presidential Rolodex: Why Billary Refuses To Go

by Propagandee May 9, 2008

[UPDATED BELOW]
Comedian Jimmy Kimmel made an astute observation the other day: the only way Barack Obama can lose to Hillary now is to marry Bill.
As the toxic oil slick from the wreck of the USS Clinton continues to spread throughout the once unified Democratic Party, the refusal of Billary to gracefully withdraw from the [...]

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