Boehner Archives - WORLD OF THE CROSS

BOEHNER BRAT TANTRUM

BOEHNER BRAT TANTRUM

“Not at all what we expect from our elected representatives,” says Andrea Bustle, noted effete snob and House chamber dust arranger.

GOPPER GOLFTARD

GOPPER GOLFTARD

Nothing wrong with playing too much golf— if you’re Teh Boner.

SOCIALISM CRUSHES AMERICA

SOCIALISM CRUSHES AMERICA

LYONS, CO — I had to go into town this morning to help my brother and sister Liberals round up a few dozen stray T-Baggers and RepubliCons that were still laying around catatonic in the streets, and get’m on the trains headed for the re-edumacation camps in central Kansas. I was surprised to find this Weakly Whurled News already at …

They’re Here To Fux You Up

They’re Here To Fux You Up

Maybe Rush Limpbot will buy an island somewhere,
and you can all immigrate there, take a loyalty oath,
and form yourselves a little wingnut paradise.

The smile you send out returns to you.

[You humans have begun an endless unfolding of an almost infinite panorama, a limitless expanding of never-ending, ever-widening spheres of opportunity for exhilarating service, matchless adventure, sublime uncertainty, and boundless attainment. When the clouds gather overhead, your faith should accept the fact of the presence of the indwelling Adjuster, and thus you should be able to look beyond the mists of mortal uncertainty into the clear shining of the sun of eternal righteousness on the beckoning heights of the mansion worlds... —The URANTIA Book

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