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OBAMA SHRUGGED

by Michael Hart January 5, 2010
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When you have made evil the means of survival,
do not expect men to remain good.
Do not expect them to stay moral and lose their lives for
the purpose of becoming the fodder of the immoral.
Do not expect them to produce, when
production is punished and looting rewarded.
Do not ask, ‘Who is destroying the world?’ •You are.**

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When Teh SOCIALISM Comes!

by Michael Hart October 2, 2009

When Teh SOCIALISM comes… Teh Great White Stoopid will be dressed up like rodeo clowns and forced to live in feed lots with the other cattle. (If you wanna smell the cattle, you must click it.)”
Right to Far Right: Rush Limbaugh (with ginormous man-boobs), Michelle Bachmann, Jim DeMint (with banjo), Bill O’Reilly, Max Baucus (in [...]

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The Christian Obama Nation

by Michael Hart May 11, 2009

Are we “One” yet?  Click and see.
Friend Quaker Dave writes, “We have become what it is we claim to fear.”

Rather:  We have always been and still are what we claim we hate.
And that is a people that continue to justify the torture and murder of other human beings in the name of— whatever.
If America really [...]

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Apocalypse Now Never

by Terry April 10, 2009

It makes perfect sense that the Son of God— having previously been treated with such warmth and respect by the natives— would want to return to our little planet post-haste for a cordial sit-down to go over the few remaining problem areas of our planetary theology, by abandoning all those poor chumps not willing to tow the Christian party line; oh, and of course, put the chosen few on his jumbo-rapture-jetliner to Pearly Gate International.

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Meghan Like McModerate

by Michael Hart March 12, 2009

O’HURLAHEE’S PUB — Surrounded by Eric Cartman-like WingNut ugly dolls drinking green beer is not Michael Steele’s idea of reaching out to moderates. It’s Megan McCain’s. “I know I’ve like become controversial and my statements are like controversial, but I wouldn’t be on this bar like in my panties if I didn’t think it was important. Period.”

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Limbaugh Goes To Hell

by Michael Hart November 14, 2008

Chicken wingnut Grand Pusbot Rush Limpbaugh, in full wingnut regalia, photo-opped with the Satan Twins and their twin cats, Baal, and Chain, during his recent trip to Hell.
ST. LOUIS — The phrase “To Hell and back” took on new meaning for corpulent radio gasbag, Rush Limbaugh Friday, who had returned from a lavish junket [...]

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Playing With Fire UPDATED

by Michael Hart October 9, 2008

“I play to win. I do whatever it takes to win.
If I have to fuck my opponent to win I’ll do it.
If I have to destroy my opponent I won’t give it a second thought.”
—John McCain
Given McCain’s self-described canon, it’s hardly a stretch to believe he professed such a crass philosophy. And above all other considerations, it puts the lie on his religion; whether it was Rethuglican bravado or genuine credo.

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The Middle Class First

by Terry August 13, 2008

The Middle Class First.
Not the Red State Middle Class. Not the Blue State Middle Class. Not the Republican middle Class. Not the Democrat Middle Class. Not the Conservative Middle Class. Not the Liberal Middle Class. Not the Right Wing Middle Class. Not the Left Wing Middle Class. [...]

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The Strange Universe

by Terry May 30, 2008

As readers of The Urantia Book, you’d think we might occasionally search “teh internets” to see what’s out there that speaks of it. Well we do— occasionally. Recently we found a segment on The UB from a TV series called “Strange Universe,” circa 1996. The mildly galactic, silly-subliminal strobe-fest, complete with a shot of the [...]

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Sponge Mike Squarepants

by Terry February 12, 2008

Sponge Mike Squarepants

What kind of person misunderestimates the country’s willingness to amend the United States Constitution to be more in line with the (your most trusted version here): ____________ version of the Bible?
That would be Sponge Mike Squarepants. Sponge Mike, who believes in miracles. In fact, he’d like to be the [...]

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