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McWARped

by Michael Hart October 27, 2008

Our economic woes have pushed the two wars we’re still waging out of the headlines. But our sons and daughters are still still fighting and dying;  our treasure continues to be wasted on Dick Bush’s legacy of war crimes.
Terrorists who would do us harm must be hunted down, but these unnecessary wars must end.  Only [...]

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Wrecking the Economy

by Propagandee July 29, 2008

Impact of two terms of Bush’s management of the US Economy
The Bush Administration today issued a mind boggling record deficit projection of $482 billion for 2009. And that’s not even counting the off-budget estimated $80 billion being spent in Iraq and Afghanistan, nor the cost of the Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac and homeowner bailout bill.
That’s a [...]

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Israel Appeases Syria

by Propagandee May 24, 2008

Last week in a speech before Israel’s parliament, The Knesset, George W. Bush implied that Barack Obama was a terraist appeaser for his willingness to talk to evil doers like Iran and Syria. His foreign policy clones, John McSame and his Svengali adviser, Joe LIEberman immediately piled on, citing Barack’s inexperience and naiveté.
One has to [...]

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Pick Your Junk

by Michael Hart February 24, 2008

Think You Want This Junk?

Cindy McCane with husband John Top Gun “Maverick” McCane

Junk is battle-worn, seventy-two, cranky
Contradicts own sworn testimony
War with rest of world “just an unfortunate fact of life”
Abortion: Nevah, nevah, nevah

Believes in evolution
Espouses Episcopalian and Southern Baptist Christianity

 
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Co-Commanders-in-Chief Clinton

Junk is ambitious, sixty-one, double X, comes [...]

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McLame Blows Nomination

by Michael Hart February 20, 2008

I couldn’t sleep last night. Thank you for asking, it was the usual morbid realization about John McCain. From a strictly comedic gold mine point of view, McCain is the Mother pantload, and comedians everywhere were in danger of losing the kind of career-making material that only congeals once in a political lifetime. But [...]

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