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BREAKING Dick Hospitalized

by Terry February 22, 2010

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — Former President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with nasal pains, Fox News confirms. The 69-year-old war criminal…

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Wingnut Woodstock: The Sequel (Update)

by Propagandee February 18, 2010

A Foxbot eagerly awaiting his marching orders

Following up on last year’s preview of the annual gathering of  CPAC convention, this year’s keynote speaker is none other than Glenn Beck. Other featured speakers include Dick Armey, John Ashcroft, Rep. Michele Bachmann, John Bolton, Andrew Breitbart, Tucker Carlson, Liz Cheney, Ann Coulter, Sen. Jim DeMint, Wayne [...]

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I Feel Rachel’s Pain

by Propagandee January 9, 2010

On her show Thursday night, Rachel Madow interviewed Mother Jones correspondent David Corn (two of my favorite people). The tag line describing the clip above, “Lack of an honest opposition lamentable”, while accurately describing the content, doesn’t come close to capturing the depth of the problem they address.
Lamentable means “bad, unfortunate.” As I read [...]

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The Hindmost Returns

by Propagandee January 2, 2010

The Hindmost, a cowardly Puppeteer from Lary Niven’s Ringworld series
Dickhead Cheney is at it again, criticizing President Obama’s response to the failed terrorist attempt to take down an airliner over the U.S. on Christmas Day.
Seems that Darth isn’t happy that Obama is implicitly rejecting the Bush Administration’s idiotic and counterproductive “war on terrorism” frame for [...]

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Grayson To Cheney: STFU

by Propagandee December 11, 2009
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Using the same words in the US Constitution that defines treason— aid and comfort to the enemy— former VP Darth Cheney (wheezing in a way I haven’t heard before), lashed out at President Obama in his tireless campaign to influence the jury pool preparatory to his inevitable indictment as a war criminal.

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NIGHTmares IN WHITE SATIN

by Michael Hart November 13, 2009
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Imagine waking up reeking with sweat, trembling, and screaming, because you just saw First Princess Carrie Prejean leering at you over the chubby shoulder of President-Queen-elect Sarah Palin, while Mittens Romney, Second Princess, in full evening gown drag with magic undies ridin’ high, fawns over her other shoulder… and that roaring chainsaw sound permeating this paralyzing visage? It’s none other than the First Dude’s ATV, riding roughshod over Michelle and the kids’ vegetable garden…

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KITTEN EATERS

by Terry November 10, 2009
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Commie Pinko.
If you wandered in here in the last 24 hours, you may have been greeted by weird theme anomalies, a laundry list of errors at the top of the page, multiple slide show windows, or a picture of a comatose kitten named Commie Pinko.
Commie Pinko can sleep through anything, even a major theme upgrade [...]

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December DICK

by Michael Hart November 4, 2009
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Just when you forget Dick Cheney has the world’s most powerful PaceMaker©, he reminds you by doing some fancy Vader-breathin’ on the Fuxdroid outlet. But this time it was the arrival of the December issue of DICK.

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Halloween Lingers On

by Michael Hart November 3, 2009
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Liz couldn’t give him away on Halloween, so she’s still at it.

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This Week In Teh Crazy

by Propagandee June 27, 2009

When Michelle Bachmann is even too much for Glenn Beck
The leaderless Rethuglican Party has no shortage of members eager to grab headlines with ever more outrageous claims and demonizations of the Democrats and President Obama.
And I am not referring here to the kind of vitriol vomited out daily by the demented talking heads of professional [...]

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DICK

by Michael Hart June 4, 2009

Sorry kids, no time for blogging today, my socialist postal comrade just delivered the July DICK, which I usually use as a harsh laxative. Although there’s always a Dick on the cover, the mag is not totally dedicated to the current Dick ‘o the walk, Dick Cheney; they cover every swingin’ dick that’s made it into the Dickipedia, as well as most of the worthy contenders. But if dicks keep popping out of the woody-work, they may have to go to a weekly publishing schedule.

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RETHUGBOT ARRIVES

by Michael Hart May 29, 2009

The July RETHUGBOT came today;  who’s gonna clean up this mess?
(If you wanna see it good you must click it)

Sorry boys and girls, no time for blogging today,  I got sucked into (hahaha) reading a free trial copy of RETHUGBOT, the latest progressive rag keeping track of the psycho-ego-maniacal wags ‘o the right.  Like that’s [...]

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Dick Sorta Comes Out…

by Michael Hart May 27, 2009

Seems like you can’t turn on the tee vee these days without being assaulted by the tortured logic of Dick Cheney. His recent flailings have been focused on massaging a flacid argument for brutality against America’s foe’s, especially the one’s we have in leg irons. But now he’s managed to interject himself into yet another battle raging on the front lines of the war on culture culture war. Sure, closeted gay Republicans have become passé in Washington since the sequestering of the Bush sock puppet down in Dallas, but Dick is on the loose again, and this time he’s got a hard-on for sweet young stud named Spencer.

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Cheney Agrees To Star In Memento Remake

by Propagandee May 27, 2009

Dick Cheney reprising the role of Guy Pearce
So where are you?  You’re in some motel room underground bunker. You just – you just wake up and you’re in – in a motel room bunker. There’s the key. It feels like maybe it’s just the first time you’ve been there, but perhaps you’ve been there [...]

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Dick Has A Turd In His Pocket

by Michael Hart May 26, 2009

“We decided we needed some enhanced techniques.”
—Dick Cheney

“WE” did??  So, just who is “We,” Dick?  Do you have a turd in your pocket?  Surely you don’t mean that dry-drunk Bush boy, do you?  Do you mean you and your daughter Liz, who, like you, doesn’t believe waterboarding is torture?  Just merely “harsh” interrogation?
You know, Dick, [...]

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