Future News From The Other Side

Looking decidedly uncomfortable in the habiliments of their stature as last judgment defendants, George Bush and Dick Cheney stand before the Eternal Judge of the Ages. (Click) MANSONIA ONE — With eyes averted and lips cemented together as if to prevent himself from blurting out the truth, while his former vice-president grimaced and snarled in the face of his predicament, …

Cheney Inspires Bullet-proof Outfits

The new “Vader” bullet-proof outfit keeps rogue face-shooters like Dick Cheney (left) shooting at  birds;  not you. (Click it.) PUKWANA  SD — This time of year a lot of white men are out in the fields shooting each other— accidentally— and occasionally on purpose.  John Derrick “Lucky” Shawtt, a Colorado outfitter who has made a small fortune selling bullet-proof fashion …

McCain-Palin: Authoritarians

“The greatest threat to American democracy today arises from a militant authoritarianism that has become a cancer upon the nation.” So says psychology professor Robert Altemeyer, who provided Wateregate whistle-blower John Dean with forty years of study on the authoritarian personality type that roughly 28 percent of Americans proudly call their modus operandi. John Dean: During the 2008 presidential campaign, …

McCain Diss-tances Himself

Dana Bash, Evan Glass, and Shirley Zilberstein of CNN, were all aware that hatchet man Bill CunningHam had made a slur of their network’s initials too, clever ‘tard that he is, but they filed this unbiased account of CunningHam’s “disparaging remarks” of Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton; oh, and the rest of their accomplices, the liberal mainstream media. CINCINNATI, Ohio …