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Repugs Fly Into The Cuckoo’s Nest

by Michael Hart February 17, 2010
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BlueGal found some RWNJ photoshopper who was looking for a reason to show Nancy Pelosi’s breasties

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IMA JIS BE STEELE

by Michael Hart January 25, 2010
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HONOLULU — Despite deep internal divisions and other problems, Republicans still appear invigorated after devastating national elections that saw them lose control of Congress and then the White House. The reason? An elite Hawaiian vacation/Stategery Session.

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Elected Republicans Sorta Celebrate Zappadan

by Terry December 6, 2009
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THE LOVE OF MUSIC can make for strange bedfellows now and then, and this Saturday afternoon saw more than a dozen congressional Republicans convened at the exclusive Beltway Courtyard Inn to celebrate “Zappadan ‘09,” a little known annual musical holiday homage to the late Frank Zappa.

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Putting Terrorism On Trial: Wingers Piss Their Diapers (Updated)

by Propagandee November 15, 2009
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GOP Diaper wetters: David “PP” Vitter, Tony “Depends” Blankley,
R. Hudson “Incontinent” Limpboughtenpaidfor, Eric “WeWee” Cantor,
John “Sissy-Boy Boehner, and weepy Mitch McConnell.
Said GOP House Leader John Boehner yesterday:
The Obama Administration’s irresponsible decision to prosecute the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks in New York City puts the interests of liberal special interest groups before the safety and [...]

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When Teh SOCIALISM Comes!

by Michael Hart October 2, 2009

When Teh SOCIALISM comes… Teh Great White Stoopid will be dressed up like rodeo clowns and forced to live in feed lots with the other cattle. (If you wanna smell the cattle, you must click it.)”
Right to Far Right: Rush Limbaugh (with ginormous man-boobs), Michelle Bachmann, Jim DeMint (with banjo), Bill O’Reilly, Max Baucus (in [...]

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Listening Tour? What Listening Tour?

by Propagandee May 7, 2009

Well, that didn’t take long.
Just last weekend the Rethugs were falling all over themselves promoting their “listening tour.” Then their master, the insidious Darth “Rush” Limpbot laid down the law.
So bright and early yesterday morning, Rethug Whip Eric Cantor crawled onto the set of Morning Joe and denied that the listening tour is, well, [...]

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Brain Dead On Arrival

by Michael Hart April 27, 2009

Well, shit. Eric.
You need to be voted out of Congress. You need to be sent to a suburb in one of those American cities across this country, and you need to be unemployed, with no prospects, with no health insurance, and worrying how the fuck you’re going to pay for a visit to the doctor’s office when you and yours catch the Swine Flu.

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The Party Of No Clue

by Propagandee March 28, 2009

The seemingly always inebriated, chain smoking and perennially tanned Rethuglican House Leader John Boehner (German pronunciation “Boner”) insisted this week on releasing a 19 page, numbers free budget, a supposed alternative to the Democrats’ plan.
Reeling from charges that the Rethugs are “the party of no” – no ideas, no ethics, no clue– and despite pleas [...]

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