SATAN SPOTTED ON CAPITAL HILL AGAIN

In a rare moment of demonic candor, characteristically angry and frustrated Christian icon, Satan, lashed out at a Fox news crew on Capital Hill today…

Satan Slams Santorum

Satan: “Ricky Santorum is a pussified Christian wanna-be who doesn’t have a fucking clue!”

When Killer Islamofascist Robots Attack

A radio-controlled Dalek, a villainous cyborg from the Doctor Who TV series, being demonstrated in London in 2006. The device was responsible for the death of twenty-two bystanders, with fifteen more seriously injured before the remote was wrestled away from Howdy Dooby, above. “Terrorist groups may soon deploy killer robots against unsuspecting civilians. . .” begins this warning from the …