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CHRISTIAN MONOPOLY

by Terry January 7, 2010
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If you want to play their game, you must click it.
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He’s said to be a Buddhist; I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith.
I mentioned the Buddhism only because his mother is a Buddhist
and he has apparently said that he is a Buddhist.
I’m not [...]

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The Hindmost Returns

by Propagandee January 2, 2010

The Hindmost, a cowardly Puppeteer from Lary Niven’s Ringworld series
Dickhead Cheney is at it again, criticizing President Obama’s response to the failed terrorist attempt to take down an airliner over the U.S. on Christmas Day.
Seems that Darth isn’t happy that Obama is implicitly rejecting the Bush Administration’s idiotic and counterproductive “war on terrorism” frame for [...]

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Cornyn On Health Care Reform

by Propagandee December 7, 2009

Who does Senator John Cornyn (Rethug- TX) think he is– Alexander Solzhenitsyn?
What better place than the Fux News Rethug propaganda channel to announce that the Dems’ health care reform plan is the equivalent of a Soviet labor-concentration camp.

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Crazy Like A Zero-Tolerance Fox

by Michael Hart November 24, 2009
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After a rash of mistakes and apologies over the past weeks, Fox News has sent a memo to employees announcing a new “zero tolerance” policy for on-screen errors. FishBowlDC obtained the memo, sent last Friday, which warns mistakes could lead to written warnings, suspensions and termination. USojo, however, has obtained the rough draft of that memo, which we thought was a lot more insightful and entertaining:

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Laura Ingraham: Right Into Teh Crazy Zone

by Propagandee October 27, 2009

Instead of Rod Serling standing invitingly at the crossroads of reality and the twilight zone, the wingut universe sees instead Yogi Berra and taken his legendary advice: When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Right into teh crazy zone.
Exhibit One: Laura Ingraham’s appearance Sunday on This Week With George Stepanopolus

Too cowardly [...]

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It’s Not Racism When THEY Do it

by Michael Hart October 19, 2009

Late last week, Democratic-leaning pollster Stan Greenberg released a focus group study showing that conservative GOP base voters live in an alternative universe of their own political paranoia. In this world, President Obama is ruthlessly advancing a secret agenda to ruin — yes, ruin — the economy so he can impose socialism upon the United States and destroy the core civil liberties of American democracy. And in this covert crusade, Obama is no more than a frontman for unseen interests aiming to annihilate the United States.

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Propaganda Douche

by Michael Hart October 6, 2009

…the entire Republican party now openly defines itself
[as] blatantly racist, sexist, repressed, exclusionary,
and permanently addicted to the politics of fear and rage.

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Racism, Propaganda, And Health Care Reform

by Propagandee September 12, 2009

An attendee at today’s teabagger protest on the D.C. Mall
In the never ending triumph of form over substance, politics over policy, and emotionally charged food fights over actual debate, the MSM occasionally interjects some reality into their coverage of complex issues like health care reform. Example in a moment.
Take the issue du jour– fictional [...]

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Playing The Death Card

by Propagandee August 29, 2009

Jacques Ellul points out the key role that “power words” play…

…to break the barrier of the individual’s indifference. They must penetrate like bullets; they must spontaneously evoke a set of images and and have a certain grandeur of their own timeliness…To the extent that propaganda is based on current events , it cannot permit time [...]

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On What Planet Do You Spend Most Of Your Time?

by Propagandee August 20, 2009

Let me get this straight: A LaRouchie stands up at a town hall meeting and demands to know why a Congressman who happens to be Jewish and gay (two categories of people who were mercilessly murdered by Hitler’s goons) is supporting President Obama’s “Nazi” health care reform proposals…
And all Fux News can complain about is [...]

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Evolution Of Wingnut Deception Routines

by Propagandee June 2, 2009

“Look out behind you!” – An ancestral Rethuglican deception ploy

The ability of primates to deceive a perceived competitor for access to resources or mates conferred obvious survival advantages on those who mastered it.
So successful were the results that their victims had to develop effective countermeasures. In time, they evolved the ability to detect physiological clues– [...]

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Fourth-Degree Burns Not Torture

by Michael Hart May 23, 2009

WASHINGTON D.C. — An apparently tough as nails Sean Hannity of Fox News has personally undergone what he called a “fair and balanced interrogation technique” to prove a point: fourth-degree burns are not torture. Sporting a huge fourth-degree burn on his right cheek, Hannity was adamant: “harsh techniques” are simply nasty, but necessary techniques for “protecting our freedoms.”

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They’re Here To Fux You Up

by Michael Hart May 1, 2009

Maybe Rush Limpbot will buy an island somewhere,
and you can all immigrate there, take a loyalty oath,
and form yourselves a little wingnut paradise.

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The Worst Type of Coward

by Michael Hart April 24, 2009

Beatings, partial drownings, slamming detainees against walls, punching, kicking, poisonous stinging insects, forced nudity, sleep deprivation, profound disruption of sensory input, exposure to extreme cold and heat, all of it was so very necessary in prying loose information the psychopathic former vice president claims would have been used to keep us snug and secure at night when we climb into our cozy beds, and he slides back into his box of sacred dirt. . .

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Jeb Bush Files For Legal Name Change

by Propagandee January 6, 2009

Jeb Bush stuck like glue to his brother’s catastrophic legacy
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA
1/6/09 [C.U. NEWS]  In a tacit admission of the sulphurous stench that accompanies the name “Bush” in the political realm, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush filed a petition today with the state of Florida for a name change.
Apparently Jeb was taking a hint from a [...]

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