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JESUS RETURNS

by Michael Hart March 2, 2010

The extraordinary event began unfolding at approximately 9 AM EST at the Bainbridge House Ballroom when a man…strode to the podium and exclaimed, “Peace be upon you. I am the person you know as Jesus of Nazareth.”

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The Pinocchio Principle

by Terry February 27, 2010

The party of “family values” has become the lock-step party of “NO!” values; has become the purveyors of lies, selfishness, cowardice, and designing hypocrisy. . .

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Repugs Fly Into The Cuckoo’s Nest

by Michael Hart February 17, 2010
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BlueGal found some RWNJ photoshopper who was looking for a reason to show Nancy Pelosi’s breasties

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Elected Republicans Sorta Celebrate Zappadan

by Terry December 6, 2009
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THE LOVE OF MUSIC can make for strange bedfellows now and then, and this Saturday afternoon saw more than a dozen congressional Republicans convened at the exclusive Beltway Courtyard Inn to celebrate “Zappadan ‘09,” a little known annual musical holiday homage to the late Frank Zappa.

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WE GOT OURS, YOU GET YOURS

by Michael Hart November 26, 2009

Yes. Yes. America. We got ours. Oh yeah, we got the bucks; the houses; the cars; the yachts; all the stuff; we GOT ours. But I’m not talking about the stuff. No.No. I’m talking about ideas. We got ours; we got the ideology. It’s Pure. It’s Conservative. It’s Obstreperous. It’s Precious, America.

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Putting Terrorism On Trial: Wingers Piss Their Diapers (Updated)

by Propagandee November 15, 2009
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GOP Diaper wetters: David “PP” Vitter, Tony “Depends” Blankley,
R. Hudson “Incontinent” Limpboughtenpaidfor, Eric “WeWee” Cantor,
John “Sissy-Boy Boehner, and weepy Mitch McConnell.
Said GOP House Leader John Boehner yesterday:
The Obama Administration’s irresponsible decision to prosecute the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks in New York City puts the interests of liberal special interest groups before the safety and [...]

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Milkin’ It

by Michael Hart October 27, 2009

I don’t do much cow dairy, so imagine my shock at seeing this vicious attack on four of our nation’s most profligate smug lying bastards.

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When Teh SOCIALISM Comes!

by Michael Hart October 2, 2009

When Teh SOCIALISM comes… Teh Great White Stoopid will be dressed up like rodeo clowns and forced to live in feed lots with the other cattle. (If you wanna smell the cattle, you must click it.)”
Right to Far Right: Rush Limbaugh (with ginormous man-boobs), Michelle Bachmann, Jim DeMint (with banjo), Bill O’Reilly, Max Baucus (in [...]

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Anti-Obama Buckaroos

by Michael Hart May 18, 2009

Sean “Horse Apples” Hannity and Bill “Tiny Gerkin” OReilly are two Irish Blagards who would love to see President Obama destroy America, just so they could say “I told you so.” But if you can overlook that snit of insanity, you have to admit, they’re just too cute not to like, aren’t they?

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The Party Of Zero

by Michael Hart April 3, 2009

The infamous “Boner Memorial,” a controversial sculpture eulogizing the demise of the Republican Party of the late twentieth century, will be moved next week to a private museum dedicated to significant political anachronisms. Carved in 2020, the sculpture depicts the de facto leader of the Republican party in it’s death throes, Congressman John Boehner of Ohio.

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The Party Of No Clue

by Propagandee March 28, 2009

The seemingly always inebriated, chain smoking and perennially tanned Rethuglican House Leader John Boehner (German pronunciation “Boner”) insisted this week on releasing a 19 page, numbers free budget, a supposed alternative to the Democrats’ plan.
Reeling from charges that the Rethugs are “the party of no” – no ideas, no ethics, no clue– and despite pleas [...]

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