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THE FIRE THIS TIME

by Michael Hart October 25, 2008

Use the force, Darth;  use all the force you want. (Click it.)

Going through yesterday’s junkmail,  I notice one piece that proclaimed, “This is the Story of William Ayers. . . Terrorist.  Radical.  Friend of Obama.”  On the flip side:  “I don’t regret setting bombs.  I feel we didn’t do enough.” The “quote” was sandwiched between [...]

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Plumbing the Depths of Deplankitude

by Michael Hart October 23, 2008

Sarah did a sitdown phone interview with James Dobson.
She may have even had some notes, but they didn’t have anything in them about the very very strong planks that form the floor foundation of the Republikin party. I can’t be sure if these are direct quotes, but ya know, I think they’re viry viry close.

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Overlooked. . .

by Michael Hart October 23, 2008

Seems like ages already, but it was just a week ago that moderator Bob Schieffer set the tone for the third and final presidential debate, by presenting ceremonial death jars to Senators Barack Obama, and John McCain.

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Off the C*nt er, Cuff

by Terry October 22, 2008

I think you may have noticed that John McCain has been sayin’ some pretty confusing things, lately.  And it’s fair to point them out, if only because Republicans never miss a chance, in the face of every new McCain gaffe, (the sheer number of which are beginning to rival George Bush’s still accreting world record) [...]

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“REAL” Americans

by Michael Hart October 22, 2008

The “REAL” America Sarah Palin enthuses about to small town America as if she were talking to five year old children can best be understood by its two major differences: yurr Pro-Amerricans, and also yurr Anti-Americans. Pro Amerricans love America, also Anti-Americans hate America. Also, Pro-Amerricans love our flag, Anti-Americans also hate our flag. Pro-Amerricans also hate terrorists, Anti-Americans arrrrrrrrre Terrorists.

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The “S” WORD

by Michael Hart October 20, 2008

Sarah Six-Pack was in Loveland, Colorado today, saying Barack Obama is an advocate for “Socialism,” and that “. . .now is not the time to experiment with Socialism.”

Peggeh Noonan
The recent groundswell of Republican pundits with enough character and honesty to look fairly at Barack Obama, or at least John McCain and Sarah Palin, are having [...]

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The Voice of HATE

by Terry October 12, 2008

“Hate is the shadow of fear; revenge the mask of cowardice.”
—Jesus

Sam Stein. . .
“Barack Obama’s attacks on Americans who support John McCain reveal far more about him than they do about John McCain. It is clear that Barack Obama just doesn’t understand regular people and the issues they care about. He dismisses hardworking middle class [...]

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Mad Little McScience

by Terry October 9, 2008

The Google looks down on Adler Planetarium
From Adler Planetarium.
[D]uring the presidential debate in Nashville, Tennessee, Senator John McCain made the following statement:
McCain: “While we were working to eliminate these pork barrel earmarks he (Senator Obama) voted for nearly $1 billion in pork barrel earmark projects. Including $3 million for an overhead projector at a planetarium [...]

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Liar, Save Thy Self

by Terry October 6, 2008

My copy of LIAR mag came today; well; actually that’s a lie. Click it.

The McCain-Palin team of mavericks is on a lying jag this week. First out of the chute was Six-pack Sarah, paintin’ Barack Obama as pallin’ around with terrorists, like that William Ayers guy.  John Wilson was on it, though:

As part of a [...]

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100% ABSOLUTE TRUTHINESS

by Michael Hart October 5, 2008

One of the greatest attractions of patriotism— it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what’s more, with a feeling we are profoundly virtuous.
— Aldous Huxley

“Country First” John McCain: “I am not a perfect vessel.”
I’ll see your “Country First” and raise [...]

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McMavericks

by Terry October 4, 2008

A “Team of McMavericks.” What are they good for? Really?
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“There is a way that seems right to a man, but the end thereof is death.”
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More Proximity Politics

by Michael Hart September 29, 2008

The little man rises up on his toes again.  It’s an uncontrollable urge to be bigger than he really is, if even for a split second. The little arms shoot out in tandem, fingers splayed as wide as they will go;  the gesture is brief, tentative, and awkward, out of sync with his emphasis:  “Sentor [...]

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Beyond the Palin

by Michael Hart September 23, 2008

Ex-president Bush shakes hands with ex-president McCain, who was officially replaced as president today, after a stroke left him with the communication skills of a very bright rutabaga, (a cross between a cabbage and a turnip.)  McCain’s wicked shiner was not explained.
Excerpts from Mark Crispin Miller:  (my emphasis)

The choice of Sarah Palin has been widely [...]

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I Lived In A Box.

by Terry September 21, 2008

Guess who took this picture.
John McCain still thinks someone wants to put him in a box.
“When you’ve lived in a box,  you “only have time for right,” says a deep cowboy voice oozing authenticity, while the orgasmically large flat screen shows the aged maverick returning to his Vietnam prison cell and “forgiving” his captors— and [...]

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“Readiness” Verbiage Attacked

by Michael Hart September 18, 2008

Sarah Palin lets a parrot give her talking points now;  she’s saving her voice for the debate with Senator Joe Biden. (Not everyone can see the clownface on the candidates;  it’s not your fault; blame it on the MSM.)

Palin:
“As fur foreign policy, you know, I think that I’m prepared and I know that on January [...]

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