War is God’s Way of Teaching Americans Geography

Representative government presupposes an intelligent, efficient, and universal electorate. The character of such a government will ever be determined by the character and caliber of those who compose it. –The Urantia Book Boy, are we in trouble. Five plus years into the Iraq War, only one in seven Americans can find Iraq on a map. Only two out of five …

The Manchurian Muslim Candidate

According to the tireless efforts of patriots like Matt Drudgery and Rush Limpbot, a political catastrophe of the highest order can still be avoided. In a scoop that left the MSM swooning with envy, Drudgery uncovered Barak Obama’s middle name. “Hussein. Hussein!,” thundered Limpbot in an exclusive interview I had with him today. “I mean, they don’t even try to …