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This Week In Teh Crazy (7-25-09)

by Michael Hart July 28, 2009

Appearing more diseased and deranged than usual, the defacto head of the Rethuglican party, Bloviator Rush Limbaugh, sporting a positively motivational 65mm hole in his forehead, stunned “inspired” dittoheads by repeatedly plunging a Nazi Air Force officer’s sword through his thorax. “Now,” explained The Blove, “this would kill your average Obamabot-pantywaist liberl; but as you can see, I remain unfazed.”

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Saved By Zeros

by Terry June 6, 2009

The Republican Party is rife with Zeros these days. The nine nincompoops above are just a random gaggle selected from the dozens and dozens of them pining to spend time in the GOPper boxes of national leadership-ness-ness. The assortment of war criminals, gas bags, elderly has-beens, living and dead, and a burgeoning bunch of weiner wanna-bees will continue to plague the nation until the electorate relegates them to the slag-heap of history.

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In The Tank For Conservatism (Updated)

by Michael Hart January 15, 2009

During the past eight years, the Bushmen have done their utmost to entrench themselves behind political, financial, and ecclesiastical power. Their make-believe foreign policy has failed to do aught that it set out to do. Chummy self-serving alliances will never prevent world wars, or control the several most powerful governments. As long as America suffers from the delusions of national sovereignty right along with every other so-called sovereign nation in the world, War will continue.

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Robin Williams’ Post-Election Analysis

by Propagandee December 17, 2008
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Lieberman Buys Lunch

by Michael Hart November 19, 2008

•  •  •  SCATOLOGY WEEK  •  •  •

Joe Lieberman offers up a ginormous double shitburger to the Senate Democrats that allowed him to continue as chairman of two senate committees. “I made it myself,” quipped Lieberman.
WASHINGTON — Senator Joe the Lie berman, with McCain Campaign trail makeup still etched in the folds of his [...]

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Obama’s Big Pitch Misses

by Michael Hart October 29, 2008

Apparently the red uniforms beat the blue uniforms to win the World Series.  Anyway, there’s the zone Obama was trying for; the middle.

Just watched the Obama 30 minute ad, and to be honest, I have to say I had a hard time identifying with it.  I guess it was just too blatantly pitched to the [...]

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Republicans Eating Their Own, Update IV: The Aftermath

by Propagandee October 28, 2008

The Grand Oil Party slogging through the political wilderness
Updating my initial compilation of the Obamacans (Republicans for Obama ) is becoming quite the task. Add endorsements from the likes of W’s former Secretary of State Colin Powell and press spokesman Scotty McClellan; former Reagan’s UN Secretary Kenneth Adleman; former McCain adviser Charles Fried; former Minnesota [...]

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He Chose…Poorly

by Propagandee October 26, 2008

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
Some further reflections on this comment I posted at The Lake this morning, vamping off Blue Texan’s analysis of the disaster that John McCain’s pick of Sarah Palin is proving to be:

“He chose…poorly.”
Great line, delivered by the ancient guardian knight in the second Indiana Jones movie about the holy grail.
The [...]

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Ferrell & Fey Do Bush & Palin On SNL

by Propagandee October 24, 2008
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Palin on SNL: Delicious.

by Terry October 20, 2008

One of the functions of humor is to help all of us take ourselves less seriously.

But political satire has every bit as important a blade to wield as political analysis. People who were apprehensive about Palin’s appearance on a comedy show were-so because they see nothing remotely “funny” about her candidacy; rather do they see unmitigated disaster for our country should McCain-Palin manage to wheedle their way into the White House.

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McCain Finally Wins One.

by Terry October 16, 2008

The Mouse Circus and the Blogosphere are saying Obama “trounced” McCain.
What would you expect the “liberal left” MSM to say?
That McCain’s angry lizard temperament was just what America needs?
You wont need to use a scalpel to unpack the debate performances of “that one” and the fighter jock, because it’s as plain as the flicking tongue [...]

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Operation Dumbo Drop

by Propagandee October 15, 2008

Should Sarah Palin be dropped from the Republican ticket?
David Brooks at The New York Times:
Is Sarah Palin qualified to be vice president? Most conservatives say yes, on the grounds that something that feels so good could not possibly be wrong. But a few commentators, like George Will, Charles Krauthammer, David Frum and Ross Douthat demur, [...]

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Hockey Mom Found Guilty Of Abuse Of Power

by Propagandee October 11, 2008

Fugue* Magazine is on top of the story.
Despite the best attempts of the McCain campaign to derail a bipartisan commission looking into Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s role in forcing a former official out of office for not firing her ex-brother in law, Sainted Sarah was found guilty of abusing her power and violating state ethics [...]

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Playing With Fire UPDATED

by Michael Hart October 9, 2008

“I play to win. I do whatever it takes to win.
If I have to fuck my opponent to win I’ll do it.
If I have to destroy my opponent I won’t give it a second thought.”
—John McCain
Given McCain’s self-described canon, it’s hardly a stretch to believe he professed such a crass philosophy. And above all other considerations, it puts the lie on his religion; whether it was Rethuglican bravado or genuine credo.

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McPTSD is So “That One”

by Michael Hart October 8, 2008

Fear and anger weaken character, and destroy happiness.
Is that so hard to understand?  And just like hate, anger is a destructive influence on the human soul.
“That one” who suffers from PTSD;
“That one” who should never have responsibility or authority for launching deadly force on the people of other nations.
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Aww;  what a sweetie!  Ignoring the “WSJ” [...]

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