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Repugs Fly Into The Cuckoo’s Nest

by Michael Hart February 17, 2010
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BlueGal found some RWNJ photoshopper who was looking for a reason to show Nancy Pelosi’s breasties

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IMA JIS BE STEELE

by Michael Hart January 25, 2010
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HONOLULU — Despite deep internal divisions and other problems, Republicans still appear invigorated after devastating national elections that saw them lose control of Congress and then the White House. The reason? An elite Hawaiian vacation/Stategery Session.

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Elected Republicans Sorta Celebrate Zappadan

by Terry December 6, 2009
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THE LOVE OF MUSIC can make for strange bedfellows now and then, and this Saturday afternoon saw more than a dozen congressional Republicans convened at the exclusive Beltway Courtyard Inn to celebrate “Zappadan ‘09,” a little known annual musical holiday homage to the late Frank Zappa.

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WE GOT OURS, YOU GET YOURS

by Michael Hart November 26, 2009

Yes. Yes. America. We got ours. Oh yeah, we got the bucks; the houses; the cars; the yachts; all the stuff; we GOT ours. But I’m not talking about the stuff. No.No. I’m talking about ideas. We got ours; we got the ideology. It’s Pure. It’s Conservative. It’s Obstreperous. It’s Precious, America.

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Putting Terrorism On Trial: Wingers Piss Their Diapers (Updated)

by Propagandee November 15, 2009
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GOP Diaper wetters: David “PP” Vitter, Tony “Depends” Blankley,
R. Hudson “Incontinent” Limpboughtenpaidfor, Eric “WeWee” Cantor,
John “Sissy-Boy Boehner, and weepy Mitch McConnell.
Said GOP House Leader John Boehner yesterday:
The Obama Administration’s irresponsible decision to prosecute the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks in New York City puts the interests of liberal special interest groups before the safety and [...]

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Milkin’ It

by Michael Hart October 27, 2009

I don’t do much cow dairy, so imagine my shock at seeing this vicious attack on four of our nation’s most profligate smug lying bastards.

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When Teh SOCIALISM Comes!

by Michael Hart October 2, 2009

When Teh SOCIALISM comes… Teh Great White Stoopid will be dressed up like rodeo clowns and forced to live in feed lots with the other cattle. (If you wanna smell the cattle, you must click it.)”
Right to Far Right: Rush Limbaugh (with ginormous man-boobs), Michelle Bachmann, Jim DeMint (with banjo), Bill O’Reilly, Max Baucus (in [...]

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Stimulus Package??

by Michael Hart February 6, 2009

Wake the fuck up, wage slaves. . . that is if you still have a wage.
The Republicans along with some completely head-up-ass Democrats are able to foist this gross swindle of wealth on the middle class by, one, keeping teh stoopid afraid of everything, two, keeping America at War and therefore killing the children of teh stoopid, and three, by boldly lying their asses off, telling Americans that only the wealthy can save America with their wealth, when and as they see fit to create jobs for the rest of us— in other words— keeping you POOR.

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Weasels Ripped My Exoskeleton

by Michael Hart December 14, 2008
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WASHINGTON — Senate Republicans, led by android creep pussbag Mitch McConnell, crapped all over the last day of Zappadan by pretending the anti-American obstructionist bullshit which continues to flow from every pore of the fascist Republican cabal was actually just them insisting on their “…right to participate in the the legislative process.”

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