Palin To Sell Bridge To Nowhere & Wolf Legs On Ebay

DEADMOOSE, Alaska (C.U.News) Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said she told Congress “No thanks” to The Bridge To Nowhere, and plans to sell it and other items on Ebay. Returning from a short hunting trip to the Alaskan wilderness, Palin spoke to a handful of respectful and deferential reporters at a small airfield in this isolated Alaskan township. “Along …

The Difference Between Palin and Bush? UPDATE I

Seems like Sarah Palin‘s lipstick joke is becoming something of a joke itself, undergoing a number of remixes and used against her (as in my own blog yesterday). Check out this version by Juan Cole in today’s Salon titled: “What’s the difference between Palin and Muslim fundamentalists? Lipstick” It begins thusly: Sept. 9, 2008 | John McCain announced that he …

The Difference Between Palin and Bush?

Lipstick. To the apocalypse lobby, Sarah Palin is everything that they had hoped George W. Bush would be; and more. Making what a lot of fundies consider a downpayment on the rapture, Bush told Palestinian leaders at the White House in June ’03 that he was instructed by God to remove Saddam from power: “God told me, ‘George, go and …

Palin Slashed Funds For Special Needs & Adoption

Palin’s initialed line item cuts The audience for Sarah Palin’s speech last night at the Rethugs convention were all a twitter over her promise: “To the families of special-needs children all across this country, I have a message: For years, you sought to make America a more welcoming place for your sons and daughters. I pledge to you that if …

Palin: Commander In Chief In Waiting (Update I)(Update II)

Sarah Baracuda explaining why she murdered Bullwinkle John McSame‘s selection of Sarah Palin for veep was too much even for a Village Elder like WAPO’s Richard Cohen who begins his column today: One of the great sights of American political life — a YouTube moment if ever there was one — was to see the doughboy face of Newt Gingrich …

Palin Targets Polar Bears, Par Deux

Governor Palin gets an assist from Big Oil and the Grand Oil Party. Oil Group Joins Alaska in Suing To Overturn Polar Bear Protection By Kari Lydersen Washington Post Staff Writer Sunday, August 31, 2008; Page A04 CHICAGO — The American Petroleum Institute and four other business groups filed suit Thursday against Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne and U.S. Fish and …