What A Cool Extraterrestrial Alien Would Actually Say If One Made Contact With Us

SINCE EARTHLINGS LACK the means of expedient intergalactic travel, formal contact with extraterrestrial alien life from other worlds will necessarily be their choice. This implies they really have a reason for contacting us, since they could have made contact whenever they wanted. Maybe.

ARE WE HERE YET?

On an individual and personal basis, just finding a way to say “Here, read this”— when it comes to The Urantia Book— just as difficult as:

Overcoming all Fear

Getting your cat to take a bath

Arresting Global Warming

Establishing Economic Fairness

Discovering an inexhaustible energy source

Loving one another

Ending Global Poverty

Ending War

Achieving World Peace

Achieving the brotherhood of all mankind

Well.  You get the point, don’t you?

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Stick It Up Your Ass, Little Man

Hello, Little Man… Sure heard a bunch about you… lately, anyway.

The Promise of Global Brotherhood

There is much hope and expectation in America that a new day has dawned, a day of justice and fairness, of true compassion and a new expression of our highest ideals. Today, we should all pray that this is true; that we are about to enter a new way of looking at our existence, at our world; a new way that eliminates the shameful neglect of the least fortunate among us.