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P.P.O.W. McPoleon

by Terry September 4, 2008

Permanent Prisoner Of War, John McCain
“A picture is worth a thousand words.“ — Napoleon Bonaparte

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Home(s) Again, Home(s) Again. . .

by Michael Hart August 27, 2008

To market, to market, to buy a fat pig,
Homes again, homes again, dancing a jig;
To market, to market, to buy a fat hog;
Homes again, homes again, jiggety-jog;
To market, to market, to buy a plum bun,
Homes again, homes again, market is done.

— Apologies to Mother Goose
In 2006,  John and Cindy [...]

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Johnnie’s Verp or Veep?

by Michael Hart August 25, 2008

Johnnie “There will be more Wars Drill NOW!” McPOW holds his noses as he learns of his Veep selection; some observers insist he was actually verping— in response to Corporate America’s choice of younger, taller real president vice-president, Dick Mittens “Who let the dogs out?” Romney.
Oh and— Happy birthday, “Old Spice.” [...]

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Texas GOP Targets Obama’s Kenyan Half-Brother

by Michael Hart August 25, 2008

“I’m upset,” Kathleen Portalski says. “I’m angry. It makes me feel like a nonperson, kind of.”

Texas GOP Targets Obama’s Kenyan Half-Brother
Ready for some Republican values? The short bus Texas GOP is responsible for the latest demonstration of the ravages of Conservatism, a disease largely found in Republican Americans. The ad, narrated by what [...]

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McCain Announces New Face

by Michael Hart August 19, 2008

McCain with Lieberman and Graham, in sympathy makeup. (click)

WASHINGTON — GOP nominee John Sidney McCain appeared on the steps of the Congressional Office Building today in clown-face makeup, and sporting a new tattoo on his forehead, which reads, “POW.” The Republican candidate for president said it reminds people that he has “returned with honor” from [...]

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Change You Can’t Believe In

by Propagandee July 23, 2008

Photo of McSame’s Botched Nip/Tuck & Hormone Treatment Said to Resemble Trash Media’s Bat Boy

ABOARD THE DOUBLE TALK EXPRESS  (C.U. News) — In an effort to close the perceived and actual age gap between himself and his much younger rival for the presidency, presumptive Republican candidate John McSame has apparently taken the advice of [...]

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A pilots [sic] perspective on Obama

by Terry July 9, 2008

A pilot named Karl (not his real name) is circulating a devastating email on teh internets titled A pilots [sic] perspective on Obama, that should wake up LIBERALS and Rebublicans too, or any other label you care to use to describe people swept up in their own personal feelings of hope and unity. The [...]

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Trippin’ ‘Round the Horn of Hypocrisy

by Michael Hart June 20, 2008

What’s shakin’? Let’s take a trip around the Horn.

What kind of asshole has to be tortured before he learns to love his own c*nt-ry?? The John McCain type of asshole. In a Fox Noise interview with John McCain on March 13, 2008, McCain said, “I didn’t really love America until I was [...]

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