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The Pinocchio Principle

by Terry February 27, 2010

The party of “family values” has become the lock-step party of “NO!” values; has become the purveyors of lies, selfishness, cowardice, and designing hypocrisy. . .

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Maddow On Republican Hypocrisy

by Michael Hart February 10, 2010

Just a PSA every American should contemplate, regardless of political party.
Hypocrisy is a vice.  It is a vice the Republican Party uses as a weapon.
To put it simply, they must be disarmed. Yesterday.

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FACE TO FACE

by Terry January 29, 2010

And after listening to several grown Republican men whine about Nancy Pelosi, it’s abundantly clear who the real pussies are on Capital Hill. Poor things!

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Brain Dead On Arrival

by Michael Hart April 27, 2009

Well, shit. Eric.
You need to be voted out of Congress. You need to be sent to a suburb in one of those American cities across this country, and you need to be unemployed, with no prospects, with no health insurance, and worrying how the fuck you’re going to pay for a visit to the doctor’s office when you and yours catch the Swine Flu.

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Deep Thought

by Propagandee March 30, 2009

My worst nightmare:
Reincarnation is real and I wake up as a Republican.
[Image credit here.]

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Keeping Pests In Their Place

by Terry March 13, 2009

[T]he GOP may stand for something, but who can tell what it is? You can’t trust them to tell you what they stand for – they’ve been lying for so long that I’m not even sure that they know what their “core principles” are anymore.

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The GOP Burger. . .

by Terry March 6, 2009

In the movie Pulp Fiction, Samuel L. Jackson takes a bite out of Brett’s tasty Big Kahuna burger, and washes it down with Brett’s tasty beverage. It’s just a little scary pretext for the brutal destruction that is moments away.

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It’s Not Our Fault

by Terry February 11, 2009

At least some of the outrage that courses through the American psyche today derives from recognition of our shredded values of justice, and whether we can still claim we are a nation of law when our leaders suffer no consequences for their crimes.

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LIMPWADS UNITE

by Michael Hart February 4, 2009

Rapacious scrotomizer and national precinct captain Rush Hudson Limpball III, with fellow stooges Bitch McConnell, and Johnnie-Boy Boner, brandishes an elephantine testicle in a nutso effort to frighten bagless Democraps in the latest skirmish to take back Capital Hill.

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Palintology 101

by Terry November 13, 2008

Sarah Palin will never hold national office, nor will any Republican at the presidential level for a long time to come. Why? Because America has uneducated jerks in it but is not a nation of uneducated jerks. The Republicans are done, hoisted on the petard of their own “southern strategy.”

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Don’t It Make Your Red Eyes Blue

by Michael Hart October 13, 2008

It was late; my eyes were bloody red tired; I needed some music to get me focused for one last paragraph. But the debul must be fuckin’ with me. Who else could slip Wayne Newton’s “Dake Shaen” into my iTunes?!
Anyway. I put it in the trash, and played this.
A little out of sync maybe.  Maybe [...]

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Beyond the Palin

by Michael Hart September 23, 2008

Ex-president Bush shakes hands with ex-president McCain, who was officially replaced as president today, after a stroke left him with the communication skills of a very bright rutabaga, (a cross between a cabbage and a turnip.)  McCain’s wicked shiner was not explained.
Excerpts from Mark Crispin Miller:  (my emphasis)

The choice of Sarah Palin has been widely [...]

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“John McCain is Aware of teh Internet(s)”

by Michael Hart June 25, 2008

John McCain reveals how many fingers he uses to access the Internets.
When seventy-one year old John McCain acknowledged earlier this month that he was “computer illiterate,” it confirmed to many in the blogosphere (wherever that is) that the Republican presidential nominee was essentially clueless about politics in what some are calling the “digital age.” [...]

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Screw This Up And You’re History

by Michael Hart June 16, 2008

Frank Schaeffer, a survivor of polio, an evangelical/fundamentalist childhood, and many years as a right-wing Republican, says:
While Republicans are concentrating on winning in November it seems to me that they have lost sight of the fact that this moment has far greater significance than whatever happens in electoral politics this year. If you listen to [...]

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Republican Dog Food

by Propagandee May 17, 2008

Citing the public’s “. . .deep seeded antipathy toward the president, the war, gas prices, the economy, foreclosures and, in some areas, the underlying cultural differences that continue to brand our party,” former Republican Party leader Rep. Tom Davis this week observed that “the Republican brand is in the trash can. . . if we [...]

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