Rethuglicans

Illegal Aliens

by Propagandee April 27, 2010

Was NAFTA a plot by illegal aliens to monopolize the food industry? Boy, are there a lot of dots to connect over the whole immigration issue right now, a disharmonic convergence of factors ranging from the consequences of Clinton’s disastrous NAFTA bill to how the new Arizona law, which in true Rovian fashion, seems designed [...]

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Sentients And Lizards

by Terry August 4, 2009

It’s not every day that Bill Maher gets it right, but when he does, he really does. America is loaded with “Lizard People.” “People” who wonder where the sun goes at night. People with the collective mental acumen of crab grass.

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Can We Trade In Our Blue Dog Clunkers For More Efficient Legislators And Boost The Economy Thereby?

by Propagandee July 31, 2009

Crank up the volume Nice to report a feel good story on the economy for a change. I speak, of course, of the Cash For Clunkers program that was hugely over-subscribed, exhausting its initial $1 billion funding in a mere six days. At an average of $4,000 per carbon spewing, global climate heating clunker, that [...]

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Sarah Baradiva’s Doomsday Clock

by Propagandee July 13, 2009

Tick tock, tick tock… Euripides observed that those whom the gods would destroy they first make crazy. Today’s NY Times article, Palin’s Long March to a Short-Notice Resignation documents the Greek tragedy that has become Sarah Baradiva’s sorry little life. Proving that the law of karma is chock-a-block full with irony and not a little [...]

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Rethuglican Creation Narrative

by Propagandee July 1, 2009

Yee haw! Ridin’ high at the Creation Museum’s triceratops rodeo Among the many problems confronting the Rethuglicans in their attempt to rebuild themselves into a viable political party is this one, reflected in this poll last year from Gallup: PRINCETON, NJ — There is a significant political divide in beliefs about the origin of human [...]

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100 Daze

by Propagandee April 27, 2009

Geithner & Summers manning the oars after Bush decided to empty the boat’s bilges by drilling a hole in its bottom Bush sinks the economic ship of state. Obama launches the life rafts, piloted by Wall Street insiders Timmeh Geithner and Larry Summers. But the sharks (hedge funds, private equity firms) are circling and there’s [...]

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Terrified Beyond The Capacity For Rational Thought (Updated)

by Propagandee April 25, 2009

(Click for maximum gross-out.) Newt Gingrich as the avenging Sumerian god, Gozer the Traveler In their devastating November 4th defeat at the hands of an inexperienced, junior senator from Illinois, the Rethuglicans are in desperate search of a leader, someone that can match the intelligence, boldness, charm, and overwhelming popularity of Barack Hussein Obama. While [...]

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The Party Of No Clue

by Propagandee March 28, 2009

The seemingly always inebriated, chain smoking and perennially tanned Rethuglican House Leader John Boehner (German pronunciation “Boner”) insisted this week on releasing a 19 page, numbers free budget, a supposed alternative to the Democrats’ plan. Reeling from charges that the Rethugs are “the party of no” – no ideas, no ethics, no clue– and despite [...]

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Oh, By The Way. . .

by Terry January 17, 2009

Bush shorter . . . and worser . . . and eviler . . . than you ever imagined. (Even worse than the clip right below this one, because more of it will sink in.)

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The Divine Miss P: Running With God

by Propagandee November 12, 2008

Sarah Reagan vies for control of the Republican Party Thanks to the legacy of the failed Bush presidency and the electoral landslide it produced for the Democrats, the Republicans are convening in Miami today to figure out wtf to do next. No doubt returning to the glory days of the Reagan Administration will be a [...]

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Seven Easy Steps To A USA Coup

by Propagandee September 21, 2008

1: Steal 2000 and 2004 elections. 2. Appoint proven corporatist attorneys like John Roberts to the Supreme Court. 3. Appoint morons like Michael D. “Brownie” Brown to run critical government agencies like FEMA  to prove Reagan’s mantram that government is the problem, not the solution. 4: Start two expensive wars while simultaneously cutting taxes. 5. [...]

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McSame Tries To Flee From Bush’s Embrace

by Propagandee September 4, 2008

Bush: The Invisible Man at the Rethuglicans’ convention For the first time in pundit memory, the president and vice-president of an incumbent party, in this case the Rethuglicans, failed to make a live appearance at their party’s nominating convention. President George W. Bush phoned it in from the White House, while Vice President Darth Cheney [...]

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May The Pork Be With You, Sarah Palin

by Propagandee September 3, 2008

Like flies and maggots descending on a dead boar carcass, facts disproving the Palin maverick/reformer narrative are coming fast and furious. Where to start? Brent Bowdowsky over at TheHill.com yesterday wrote a blog titled “Pork-Barrel Palin, The Earmark Champ” that details some of the humongous amounts of money that Palin has secured for her constituents, [...]

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Is McSame a Hypocrite Or Merely Senile?

by Propagandee August 13, 2008

At a press conference today meant to display John McSame‘s superior foreign policy credentials, the Rethuglicans‘ reality challenged presidential candidate either had a senior moment, or he believes that the corporatist media is so in the tank for him that he is free to utter even the most egregious hypocritical pronouncements and escape scrutiny. Case [...]

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McSame’s Economic Policies: That’s Rich

by Propagandee July 21, 2008

McSame demonstrates he no longer needs his wife to access the internets Frank Rich begins his New York Times Sunday column yesterday by noting what a favor Barack Obama did for his presidential rival, John McSame, by traveling overseas this weekend: THE best thing to happen to John McCain was for the three network anchors [...]

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The McSame Game

by Propagandee July 12, 2008

  A Mind’s Eye View of Star Trek’s The Game In Star Trek: The Next Generation’s The Game (Episode 106, first aired 10/28/91), the crew of the Enterprise becomes totally addicted to a virtual reality game brought aboard the ship from an alien world. A slick pair of VR specs sends visual imagery to brain, [...]

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