Tag: Romney

The Ryan-Romney Monster Mash-up

Uncle Mitters contemplates how he’s going to obfuscate his primary promise to enact little Pauly’s pet monster project.

Enter The Willard

Oh yezz.  The Severely CONservative Gover-nerd.   And when I think no way will the American people ever vote for this weaselly, transparent power whore, I remember that enough of them voted to enable the severely conservative SCOTUS to hand us eight disastrous years of George Walker fucking Bush.  Well hold on. You won’t want to miss this bloody clusterphuque.

Jab A Sharp Fork In Them. PLEASE.

America is finally seeing a no-holes-barred demonstration of not just how morally and ethically depraved the Republican party has become, but really is.

Now Where is Our Other Mitten?

WTF?!? Suspended campaign?? El ex precandidato republicano a la presidencia Mittens How’s that differ from cuttin’ and runnin’, my Main Mormin?? Who cares if you agree with McLame “doing whatever to win in Iraq”! You said you were suspending your campaign (cuttin’ and runnin’) because you couldn’t allow the POTUS to “retreat in the face of evil extremism.” And your …