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AUGUST WINGNUT

by Michael Hart August 10, 2009

Wingnuts are voracious eaters; they loves them some fried stuff. I’m a voracious reader; so when I happened upon a shiny new copy of WINGNUT magazine in the restroom of The Big Chicken in Marietta, Georgia, I did the Right thing: I totally appropriated it.

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This Week In Teh Crazy (7/4/09)

by Propagandee July 4, 2009

“I will be able to die knowing that I had met my soul mate.”

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Folks, competition for this week’s entries into Teh Crazy was fierce. There were all the usual suspects. Early in the week, Rush Limpbot [...]

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They’re Here To Fux You Up

by Michael Hart May 1, 2009

Maybe Rush Limpbot will buy an island somewhere,
and you can all immigrate there, take a loyalty oath,
and form yourselves a little wingnut paradise.

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Obama Still Not Failing

by Michael Hart April 2, 2009

A disgruntled and frustrated Rush Limpbot washed up in the surf to give evil-eyes to President Obama as he photo-opped with Italy’s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi,  Russia’s President Dmitry Medvedev,  and President Hu Jintao of China, as they find ways to success at the G20 summit in London, Thursday, while Obamacorns magically erupt out of [...]

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Jobba Da GOP

by Michael Hart February 2, 2009

What kind of people would sit idly by and allow such a declaration of War on our president— and our nation— to pass without aggressive action to vanquish such declared saboteurs of our way of life?

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Rethugs Validate Voters’ Choice Of Obama

by Propagandee January 29, 2009

The final vote was actually 244-188 as one “mean tested” Democratic switched his vote
Despite the worst fiscal crisis since the Great Depression, House Rethuglicans voted unanimously late today against an Obama approved fiscal reconstruction plan. This despite O’s efforts to engage them directly, traveling to their turf to answer their questions and otherwise engage them [...]

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