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Wink, Whine, Don’t Quit.

by Michael Hart February 8, 2010

A mere two days after discovering she uses crib notes scribbled on her hands— a practice generally associated with high school cheating— Sarah Palin has again turned the tables on the “Lame Stream Media.”

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Miss Fortune Teller

by Terry February 7, 2010

Hypocrisy be damned, Miss Fortune Teller reads a teleprompter jab off her own fleshy-feely Telepalmer

Deep in a Nashville fog, at the darkest time of night,
A (Rogue) Miss Fortune Teller sat in a comfy chair
As she engaged in an ancient ritual.
The ones that had gathered did not see
What the Fortune Teller was doing
For she was bathed [...]

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The Three Witches

by Propagandee January 13, 2010

J’accuse!  Palin, Bachmann, and Cheney reprising the role of The Three Witches from Shakespeare’s Macbeth [with apologies to Johann Fusilli]
No dis meant to contemporary wikkans; some of my most memorable psychedelic experiences include what I interpreted as interactions with what The Urantia Book calls The Universe Mother Spirit.
But reading the following description from Wikipedia [...]

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A Mind Like A Steele Trap

by Propagandee January 10, 2010

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. -Groucho Marx
Michael Steele, the always entertaining chairman of the RNC who suffers from a monumental case of foot in mouth disease, stole a page, er, title, from Sarah Palin’s book this week [...]

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BullShit Runner

by Michael Hart November 30, 2009
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I’m not a subscriber to BullShit Runner Magazine. It’s too expensive. But I did manage to snag this copy from the unisex restroom at Running Rogue, a new theme running equipment store that just opened at the end of Columbia Center Mall in Kennewick next to the Lids store. I was in Kennewick to sample the Friday night seafood buffet at the Crow’s Nest, detailed here. . .

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Sarah Palin Meets The Matrix

by Propagandee November 27, 2009

Proving you don’t need to know how to read a book to write one
When a nation becomes unmoored from reality, it retreats into a world of magic. Facts are accepted or discarded according to the dictates of a preordained cosmology. The search for truth becomes irrelevant. Our national discourse is dominated by manufactured events, from [...]

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WE GOT OURS, YOU GET YOURS

by Michael Hart November 26, 2009

Yes. Yes. America. We got ours. Oh yeah, we got the bucks; the houses; the cars; the yachts; all the stuff; we GOT ours. But I’m not talking about the stuff. No.No. I’m talking about ideas. We got ours; we got the ideology. It’s Pure. It’s Conservative. It’s Obstreperous. It’s Precious, America.

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Palin In The Land Of Goshen

by Michael Hart November 17, 2009

In 1973 Sarah Palin placed third runnerup in the Little Miss Land ‘O Goshen Beauty Pageant, and also winning best make-up, best teeth, and “most charmin’ young miss” awards. Historian Gaylord Smellisham of the Society of Beauty Pageant Dilettantes, produced the chilling photograph of a nine year old Sarah Palin that shows the young contestant had a remarkably adult face.

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NIGHTmares IN WHITE SATIN

by Michael Hart November 13, 2009
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Imagine waking up reeking with sweat, trembling, and screaming, because you just saw First Princess Carrie Prejean leering at you over the chubby shoulder of President-Queen-elect Sarah Palin, while Mittens Romney, Second Princess, in full evening gown drag with magic undies ridin’ high, fawns over her other shoulder… and that roaring chainsaw sound permeating this paralyzing visage? It’s none other than the First Dude’s ATV, riding roughshod over Michelle and the kids’ vegetable garden…

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Larry King Gets All Rogue-etty

by Michael Hart November 12, 2009
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Carrie Prejean has dictated a book to a writer who shall remain nameless.
(Apologies to Rene Magritte)

Like my friend Propagandee, I avoid Larry King like H1N1.  Prop says, “the man seems incapable of asking, let alone pressing, a follow-up question to guests who cling to their talking points like a drowning man clings to a life [...]

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When Teh SOCIALISM Comes!

by Michael Hart October 2, 2009

When Teh SOCIALISM comes… Teh Great White Stoopid will be dressed up like rodeo clowns and forced to live in feed lots with the other cattle. (If you wanna smell the cattle, you must click it.)”
Right to Far Right: Rush Limbaugh (with ginormous man-boobs), Michelle Bachmann, Jim DeMint (with banjo), Bill O’Reilly, Max Baucus (in [...]

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Death Panels: Follow The Money

by Propagandee August 12, 2009

Okay, last straw. Fuck Chuck Grassley and the slug he rode in on. (That goes for DINO Senator Claire McKaskill too, who just appeared on Hardball excusing his sorry ass.)
Whatever reason President Obama might have had for allowing this guy to hold health care reform hostage via his position on the Senate Finance Committee just [...]

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AUGUST WINGNUT

by Michael Hart August 10, 2009

Wingnuts are voracious eaters; they loves them some fried stuff. I’m a voracious reader; so when I happened upon a shiny new copy of WINGNUT magazine in the restroom of The Big Chicken in Marietta, Georgia, I did the Right thing: I totally appropriated it.

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This Week In Teh Crazy (7-25-09)

by Michael Hart July 28, 2009

Appearing more diseased and deranged than usual, the defacto head of the Rethuglican party, Bloviator Rush Limbaugh, sporting a positively motivational 65mm hole in his forehead, stunned “inspired” dittoheads by repeatedly plunging a Nazi Air Force officer’s sword through his thorax. “Now,” explained The Blove, “this would kill your average Obamabot-pantywaist liberl; but as you can see, I remain unfazed.”

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“There Is Absolutely No Plan”

by Terry July 26, 2009

Ex-governor and potential leader of the free world, Sarah Palin made it clear: “I cannot express enough there is no plan after July 26. There is absolutely no plan.”

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