Satan Slams Santorum
Satan: “Ricky Santorum is a pussified Christian wanna-be who doesn’t have a fucking clue!”
Tag: Satan
Satan Stands With Newt
Newt Gingrich just happens to be the finest example of an amoral leader America has ever produced— and that’s why he has my complete incendiary support.
The Devil Is In The Details
Jumping up and down like a demon-possessed succubus in a devilishly daring Satan suit, Michele Bachmann gave Herman Cain a little taste of hell on earth…
GINGRICH WAS SLIMED
The Daily Show DUBUQUE, IOWA — By now, consummate Gingrich Watchers have already seen the setup smear-job on presidential candidate Gingrich in the lobby of a Dubuque, Iowa hotel. But shocked advisers for Gingrich are crying foul, saying it wasn’t just some “disgruntled, overweight, vicious Republican impersonator” who attacked Mr. Gingrich, but was, in fact, Satan himself. The Gingrich For …
Stick A Pitchfork In Her
I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do. One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar and I didn’t know it. I mean, there was a little blood there and stuff like that. We went to …
Terry Jones — Um, Make That Satan — Is Back In The News
Tempers are flaring again in the backward community Church of the Burning Book, run by Pastor Terry Jones. . .
Insanity Sunday: Glenn Beck Explains Satan And Lucifer For Third Graders
“I’m hoping the guy with horns doesn’t actually show up, but he could.” . . . And monkeys in jumpsuits might fly out your butt, too, Glenn.
