What A Cool Extraterrestrial Alien Would Actually Say If One Made Contact With Us

SINCE EARTHLINGS LACK the means of expedient intergalactic travel, formal contact with extraterrestrial alien life from other worlds will necessarily be their choice. This implies they really have a reason for contacting us, since they could have made contact whenever they wanted. Maybe.

Recycling Rethugs

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Indecision 2010 – Revenge of the Fallen – FearStock.com www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive Keeping fear alive with Stephen’s interactive clip art Per the Colbert clip above, the Rethugs don’t need to stop at duplicating clip art for their fear mongering commercials. Since they …

Grayson To Cheney: STFU

Using the same words in the US Constitution that defines treason— aid and comfort to the enemy— former VP Darth Cheney (wheezing in a way I haven’t heard before), lashed out at President Obama in his tireless campaign to influence the jury pool preparatory to his inevitable indictment as a war criminal.

We Are Not Alone

Mercury astronaut Gordon Cooper claims to have had documented alien company when he was up in space, and despite the fact that Earth Day was last week, Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell feels that the real action is elsewhere. He grew up in Roswell, New Mexico, and claims to have been told things as a boy by people who witnessed perhaps the most famous UFO event of our time. “Our destiny,” Mitchell says, “in my opinion, and we might as well get started with it, is [to] become a part of the planetary community. … We should be ready to reach out beyond our planet and beyond our solar system to find out what is really going on out there.”

Star Whores Collectible

Sideshow Bob Collectibles and Star Whores are proud to present this dramatic depiction of Obig-Wand and Anakin’s climactic light saber duel on Mustafar-Ted.