The idiot bastard son: (THE FATHER’S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . . THE MOTHER’S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.) The idiot bastard son: (ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . . KENNY WILL STASH HIM AWAY IN A JAR) THE IDIOT BOY! • • • Kenny will feed him & …
The Yellow Shark • Repixeled by Terry Kruger *Original sculpture by Mark Beam
There really is a Yellow Shark.
A Yellow Shark was caught in 2004 off the coast of Australia, and it was considered a one in a million mutation of the Port Jackson Shark, common in those waters. And that other one in a million yellow shark, Zappa‘s Yellow Shark— is, well, plastic.* It makes a swimming cameo appearance in the vid below. Enjoy.
Hope you had a relaxing and efficacious Zappadan. . .
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Rainer Römer: Ladies and gentlemen, here he goes, Peter Rundel, he seems to be disgusted. Whatever. Ridero ridera! Heute fängt die Fastnacht aa’ Ha ha ha! LAUGH NOW! (HA HA HA HA HA!) Be quiet! Von seiner Werkbank zu uns heute Abend hergekommen ist unser Hermann Kretzschmar wolle mer’n reinlasse? Laugh now! (HA HA HA HA HA!)
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A LOT OF PEOPLE don’t bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, “Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?” But the answer is simple, my friends . . . just call . . . and tell them how you feel . . . about MUFFINS, PUMPKINS, WAX PAPER, CALEDONIA, MAHOGANIES, ELBOWS AND GREEN THINGS IN GENERAL . . . and soon: A NEW RAPPORT. You and your new little green & yellow buddies . . . grooving together! OH NO! Maintaining your coolness together! Worshiping together in the church of your choice! ONLY IN AMERICA. Woh-oh-oh-ah-agh-h . . .
Bullshit, Das Ist Nicht Echt* • Original mashup¹ for Zappadan by Terry Kruger
(If you want to read his robe you must click it.)
For many of the Zappanese intelligentsia, 200 Motels was a prototype of a dimension of Frank Zappa that was relatively unknown. But there were inklings of the future there for the listening, Would You Like A Snack?, Half A Dozen Provocative Squats,The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth. . . If all you listen to is Joe’s Garage and Burnt Weenie Sandwich, it’s time to push the envelope.
Roland’s Big Event/Strat Vindaloo
By Frank Zappa
From the posthumously released album “Everything Is Healing Nicely” (1999).
Oil painting of Frank Zappa’s mouth by C. Breman, used as a portion of the cover art for the 1999 album
¹Original oil painting by Carl Bloch, exhibited at Charlottenborg, Sweden, in 1886
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*Bullshit, das ist nicht echt. . . ” Bullshit, this is not real. . .