Comments on: Newt To The Rescue https://www.urantiansojourn.com/2010/05/newt-to-the-rescue/ Wed, 21 Dec 2016 19:55:45 +0000 hourly 1 By: Propagandee https://www.urantiansojourn.com/2010/05/newt-to-the-rescue/#comment-4699 Wed, 19 May 2010 05:34:33 +0000 https://www.urantiansojourn.com/?p=16418#comment-4699 I’d be down with a temporary rapture where the salvable are removed from the planet long enough for the unsalvable to fight it out in a gigantic planetary cage match.

Afterwards, the few survivors could be moved to wild animal preserves as a lesson for other worlds who might be tempted to replicate their folly.

Some of us could could find gainful employment as guides for interplanetary tourists. We could call it WTF Excursions. Explaining how humans could be so stupid should command a hefty salary.

]]> By: Terry https://www.urantiansojourn.com/2010/05/newt-to-the-rescue/#comment-4698 Wed, 19 May 2010 05:03:43 +0000 https://www.urantiansojourn.com/?p=16418#comment-4698 Seriously: how do we rid ourselves of these insane fucks?

]]> By: Propagandee https://www.urantiansojourn.com/2010/05/newt-to-the-rescue/#comment-4697 Wed, 19 May 2010 04:43:43 +0000 https://www.urantiansojourn.com/?p=16418#comment-4697 In reply to nonnie9999.

Yikes.

The thought of a sizzling Newtie marshmallow is enough to harsh my mellow!

Think I’ll get cozy and watch V’s Anna try to consume all of humanity instead.

]]> By: nonnie9999 https://www.urantiansojourn.com/2010/05/newt-to-the-rescue/#comment-4696 Wed, 19 May 2010 03:41:15 +0000 https://www.urantiansojourn.com/?p=16418#comment-4696 why do i suddenly have the urge to start a really big campfire and find a pointy stick?

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