McHoover On Wall Street Meltdown: We’ll Study It

Sarah Palin holding Trig, while Willow and Piper keep mom upright. First, a little context. When our self-proclaimed CEO president, George W. Bush took office the week of January 22, 2001, the Dow Jones Industrial average was 10,659. Yesterday, it closed 50 points under that. Bill Clinton left a budget surplus of over $250 billion. Bush will leave office with …

Fish Love Oil Rigs

“The fish love to be around those rigs.”  This means they think off-shore drilling is not only safe but necessary. But will they love to be around China’s oil rigs off Cuba?  You need to ask?? More than 600,000 Americans have lost their jobs since January. Home foreclosures are skyrocketing, and home values are plunging. Wall Street is hemorrhaging like …

McNoccio’s Crooked Talk Express (Updates: I, II,III)

Trying to keep score on the amount of outright lies being spewed forth from the McSame campaign is getting problematic. I was originally going to list same, with examples of some much needed pushback from the corporatist media, but it soon became an overwhelming task. I will only note this analysis from MSNBC: The Washington Post gave “four Pinnochios” to …

McViewed

[quicktime]https://www.urantiansojourn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/McCainsView-iPhone.m4v[/quicktime] Holy shit. The cahones on that old fart. If Cindy wasn’t set to come out he would have walked off during WaWa‘s bitchslapping of him. And what she slapped out of him was  a confession an admission that Palin’s House ‘o Pork didn’t happen while she was da governator, but when she ran Wasilla.  Why didn’t you say so!  …

Is Our Children Lurning?

Come on, Republicans.  Lurn hard. When anyone says “Lipstick on a Pig,” who in their far right mind would think you’re talking about this: . . .instead of this: That’s “Lipstick on a P-I-G.”

Palin To Sell Bridge To Nowhere & Wolf Legs On Ebay

DEADMOOSE, Alaska (C.U.News) Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said she told Congress “No thanks” to The Bridge To Nowhere, and plans to sell it and other items on Ebay. Returning from a short hunting trip to the Alaskan wilderness, Palin spoke to a handful of respectful and deferential reporters at a small airfield in this isolated Alaskan township. “Along …

McSame’s Top 76 Flip Flops

From The Carpetbagger Report: National Security Policy 1. McCain thought Bush’s warrantless-wiretap program circumvented the law; now he believes the opposite. 2. McCain insisted that everyone, even “terrible killers,” “the worst kind of scum of humanity,” and detainees at Guantanamo Bay, “deserve to have some adjudication of their cases,” even if that means “releasing some of them.” McCain now believes …