Bush Finally Helping

Some are calling it “Too little too late,” while others are reflexively saying, “Better late than never.” Either way, everyone seems to be gathering strength from the simple calendrical fact that the worst disaster in American presidential history is approaching its scheduled end. We’re talking of course, of the Bush Preznincy, currently inflicting its last several months on a weary …

An Epochal Religious Awakening

Barack Obama‘s recent efforts to reach out to the Evangelicals and Catholics in the name of spiritual and political unity, have taken some leaders by surprise. Daniel Burke for Religion News Service writes: It’s a move that’s caught some conservative evangelicals off guard. They say they are surprised and dismayed to see a liberal-minded politician attempting to conscript their troops. …

Dem Leaders Pee On Constitution & Say It’s Raining

Rep. Steny Hoyer demonstrates his insight into 4th Amendment Put aside for the moment that Nancy Pelosi, Jane Harman, Jay Rockefeller, et al, were “read into” Bush’s illegal wiretapping tapping program and are thus complicit in breaking the FISA law. And therefore have every reason to grant immunity to the telecoms and the Bushies, regardless of what damage it does …

Blueprints of McCain’s DoubleTalk Express Leaked To Press

URANTIA, (C.U. News) – Top Secret documents leaked from the McCain Campaign today include blueprints from the DoubleTalk Express. It’s hybrid engine apparently combines elements of a garbage powered flux capacitor with a navigational unit from an infinite improbability drive. To review: The Flux Capacitor, by Roger Zemeckis, “Back To The Future“ The flux capacitor…was described by Doc as “what …

New FISA Bill: A Pre-Emptive Attack on an October Surprise?

With the Progressive blogsofear up in arms over the House‘s passage of Bush‘s FISA bill, and even more incensed at Obama‘s essential support for same, I am reminded of how the Dem leadership caved on the Protect America Act, with rumors that from behind the scenes the Administration was warning of an imminent 9/11 scale attack. And how if that …

Cookie Monster Redux

You probably thought that when Cindy McCain‘s reputation was sautéed by a low-level campaign staffer who plagiarized the Internets for less than authentic McCain Family recipes for the McCain website, that they would have at least smacked her hand— the intern, not Cindy— and told her to go and sin no more. But the little dollop has had a relapse …