McViewed

[quicktime]https://www.urantiansojourn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/McCainsView-iPhone.m4v[/quicktime] Holy shit. The cahones on that old fart. If Cindy wasn’t set to come out he would have walked off during WaWa‘s bitchslapping of him. And what she slapped out of him was  a confession an admission that Palin’s House ‘o Pork didn’t happen while she was da governator, but when she ran Wasilla.  Why didn’t you say so!  …

I Got Other Things To Do

Wow. The word “veterans” never made it into McPOW’s acceptance speech; our next “Commander-in-Chief”? But thanks anyway, GI’s— we support the troops! Until you become “veterans” with “problems.” Remember, you’re just damned lucky you get to fight for a country with free speech! But now you’re on your own.  Deal with it. The Commander-in-Chief has other things to do. • …

May The Pork Be With You, Sarah Palin

  Like flies and maggots descending on a dead boar carcass, facts disproving the Palin maverick/reformer narrative are coming fast and furious. Where to start? Brent Bowdowsky over at TheHill.com yesterday wrote a blog titled “Pork Barrel Palin, The Earmark Champ” that details some of the humongous amounts of money that Palin has secured for her constituents, thanks in large …

We Still Have A Dream

Forty-five years ago . . . A beautiful symphony of brotherhood. Always we may have diversity of intellectual comprehension and interpretation, even varying degrees of socialization, but lack of spiritual brotherhood is both inexcusable and reprehensible. —The Urantia Book H/T to Driftglass; see THIS.

Cindy Goez ta Georgia

Beer baroness turned international crisis manager, Cindy McClown, suffered through a Dukakis moment while assessing civilian casualties in Georgia (“We are all Georgians”) on her sudden tour of the plucky little nation which recently tried to kick Russia in the groin. TBRILISI, Georgia — Johnnie McClown‘s wife, Cindy, visited Georgian refugees Tuesday, and freely shared her favorite family recipes with …

Johnnie’s Verp or Veep?

Johnnie “There will be more Wars Drill NOW!” McPOW holds his noses as he learns of his Veep selection; some observers insist he was actually verping— in response to Corporate America’s choice of younger, taller real president vice-president, Dick Mittens “Who let the dogs out?” Romney. Oh and— Happy birthday, “Old Spice.” Seventy-two, is it? Nice.

McCain Announces New Face

McCain with Lieberman and Graham, in sympathy makeup. (click) WASHINGTON — GOP nominee John Sidney McCain appeared on the steps of the Congressional Office Building today in clown-face makeup, and sporting a new tattoo on his forehead, which reads, “POW.” The Republican candidate for president said it reminds people that he has “returned with honor” from his imprisonment some forty …