ELITIST OBAMA EATS POT ROASTED AND JELLO MOLDED

Barack Obama told reporters of the MSM Mouse Circus he ate a lot of pot roasts and Jello molds growing up. Stunned reporters asked why an elitist would ever admit to “eating pot roasted and jello molded.” Atienne, a resident of a small town in Northwestern PA, responded to their stupidity this way: This is the problem with the MSM. …

A Selective Look At Today’s News

• An alarming number of people are wearing their shirts inside out today. • The last flake of snow melted off the roof hours ago. • A quantum leap was made by several thousand seekers since midnight, and several thousand more will experience one before midnight. • Hundreds of tires are going flat as you read this. • Some people …

WHO ARE YOU, REALLY?

There’s a fascinating article by Amanda Marcotte at PANDAGON, “My hands are mine, but my feet are my sister,” which recounts a most unusual anomaly among the naturally occurring vagaries of human gene blending. In the process of unfolding that amazing story, she somewhat tangentially observes: I don’t truck with the more superstitious need to have individuality strongly defined in …