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BREAKING Dick Hospitalized

by Terry February 22, 2010

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — Former President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with nasal pains, Fox News confirms. The 69-year-old war criminal…

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DESICCATING DICK

by Terry September 2, 2009

Next time you see Dick on Fux Noise, think of him like this.

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Saved By Zeros

by Terry June 6, 2009

The Republican Party is rife with Zeros these days. The nine nincompoops above are just a random gaggle selected from the dozens and dozens of them pining to spend time in the GOPper boxes of national leadership-ness-ness. The assortment of war criminals, gas bags, elderly has-beens, living and dead, and a burgeoning bunch of weiner wanna-bees will continue to plague the nation until the electorate relegates them to the slag-heap of history.

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DICK

by Michael Hart June 4, 2009

Sorry kids, no time for blogging today, my socialist postal comrade just delivered the July DICK, which I usually use as a harsh laxative. Although there’s always a Dick on the cover, the mag is not totally dedicated to the current Dick ‘o the walk, Dick Cheney; they cover every swingin’ dick that’s made it into the Dickipedia, as well as most of the worthy contenders. But if dicks keep popping out of the woody-work, they may have to go to a weekly publishing schedule.

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IT’S NOT TORTURE

by Michael Hart May 22, 2009

. . .WHEN DICK CHENEY DOES IT

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Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick

by Terry May 21, 2009

The Soul of Richard Cheney   Terry Kruger

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The Teleprompter Terrorist

by Terry March 26, 2009

Kirlian image provides indisputable proof of President Obama’s use of the teleprompter to subjugate dickish reporters.
WASHINGTON — President Obama’s second press conference in as many months have left antagonistic reporters who are “not in love with him” with a new-found respect for, no— not him, or his ability to answer questions with deft skill— but [...]

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Silleh World

by Michael Hart February 14, 2009

No time for exploring the mundane, today— I’m leaving on a jet plane
Meanwhile.
Mr. President, you need to forget a bipartisan approach and get on with the business of governing by winning each battle. You will never be able to work with the Republicans because they hate you. Believe me, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are [...]

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Let’s Be Clear. . .

by Terry January 22, 2009

This

is a

And this wanker is the

Even so,

Of Americans think he’s a gift from

They are simply

So.  If we want to do the

Thing— then we had better

UP—  And Soon.
Because when

Shows up it will be to turn our world into a burned out cinder.

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Dicking Around at Dickipedia

by Michael Hart June 24, 2008

Most of you old-timie dicks have probably stumbled across Wickipedia by now. Perhaps a smaller number of you also know about Chickipedia. But very few have found their way to Dickipedia; “the wiki of dicks.”
It must be fairly new, because there are quite a few really big dicks who aren’t mentioned— yet.
Of [...]

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Dick

by Terry February 13, 2008

TRAITOR Dick
Belated apologies to Dick Bain, and all other Dicks everywhere. Everyone named Dick should not have to be identified with war criminal Dick Cheney. Henceforth this portrait will be known as “TRAITOR Dick.” My apologies for any unintentional smearing of your good name; same goes for all the other swinging [...]

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