MAN UP, YOU PUSSIES!

“There is nothing more threatening to the liberal media, in general and to Hillary Clinton, in particular, than a conservative woman.”

BREAKING Dick Hospitalized

Former de facto President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with rectal pains, Fox News confirms. The 69-year-old war criminal…

DESICCATING DICK

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIPgBfbMLCM[/youtube]Next time you see Dick on Fux Noise, think of him like this.

Saved By Zeros

The Republican Party is rife with Zeros these days. The nine nincompoops above are just a random gaggle selected from the dozens and dozens of them pining to spend time in the GOPper boxes of national leadership-ness-ness. The assortment of war criminals, gas bags, elderly has-beens, living and dead, and a burgeoning bunch of weiner wanna-bees will continue to plague the nation until the electorate relegates them to the slag-heap of history.

The Last Refuge Of A DICK

Sorry kids, no time for blogging today, my socialist postal comrade just delivered the July DICK, which I usually use as a harsh laxative. Although there’s always a Dick on the cover, the mag is not totally dedicated to the current Dick ‘o the walk, Dick Cheney; they cover every swingin’ dick that’s made it into the Dickipedia, as well as most of the worthy contenders. But if dicks keep popping out of the woody-work, they may have to go to a weekly publishing schedule.

IT’S NOT TORTURE

. . .WHEN DICK CHENEY DOES IT [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJI508KaaY[/youtube]

Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j0yMwiC6lQ[/youtube] The Soul of Richard Cheney   Terry Kruger