Insane Repugs We Have Known, UPDATE: The more things change, the more they are exactly the f*cking same

A New Year always bring fresh opportunities for renewal and success, and well, every year is guaranteed to bring US another twelve month’s worth of shockingly insane Repugs and their shenanigans  craven anti-democracy bullshit,  all by elected gerrymandered Repuglibots, and wannabe elected ReptiliCons, along with the usual dung-cart load of Right Wing media pundicks and pro bloviators.  So let’s not waste another minute.  Here in no particular order, are some of our favorite insane Repugs, depicted in our favorite way:


We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds;
our planet is the mental institution of the universe.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Insane Repugs: The DullDuoThere’s no denying we dodged a very expensive corporate fusillade when we voted to throw this flaccid duo on the dung heap of political effluvia.


The [politicians] of today think deeply instead of clearly.
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.”
Nikola Tesla


Insane Repugs: The Leader Boner
No, that’s not a carrot.  John Boehner was, until recently, the undisputed leader of all that wreaks crazy on the Hill. But times are changing, and that eight inch proboscis doesn’t carry the weight it once did, especially with the elephantine Tea Bag trunks that are wagging today.


Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely
or to think sanely under the influence of a great fear
Bertrand Russell, Unpopular Essays


Insane Repugs: Mitch the bitch McDumpty

Mitch McDumpty sat on the wall,
Mitch McDumpty did nothing at all.
All the GOP asses— all the GOP men—
Did nothing to help the people again.


Newt LIARNewton Leroy Gingrich would have been the most insane Philanderer-in-Chief evah. . .
in Washington, or Moon Base 1.


Jan "Crypt Bitch" BrewerJan Brewer? Remember her? She ran unopposed for our unofficial but heart-felt finger-wagging award
as the Rudest Bitch in Government.  Rudest Bitch Not in Government was a three-way tie between
Mr. Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Pam Geller. But wow how times have changed!

Or not changed— While we’re talking bitches:

hannity usaTrump butt-boy Sean Hannity, another perennial fave, makes our list every effin’ year as “The Transparently Stupid Guy Who Tries The Hardest Not To Appear Transparently Stupid.”


The stuff that comes out of Sean Hannity’s mouth has been infuriating. The stuff that Bill O’Reilly says has been illogical. You go up and down the schedule and it’s insanity over there. The number of lies, perpetuated, promoted by Fox News is just shameful and it hurts everybody.”
—David Shuster, a thousand years ago


Insane Repugs: Go little doggiesSean and Bill gitty-up;  no, those really are toy guns.


FUX Newz StoogesThe Three Fux Stooges

Bachmann's Tea Party SausageWe admit to heart palpitations over the closeness of Michele Bachmann’s last race;
cuz we need one totally insane person in the Congress just so we never
let up on our efforts to, well, get all the insane people out of Congress.


 “The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority,
but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.”

—Marcus Aurelius


tRump DumpNobody moves the insane in the membrane goalposts farther or faster than Donald tRump,
who just cancelled construction on his insane, literally underwater, 24 million dollar boondoggle “catering hall.”


DUMPF UPDATE: In retrospect, this 2017 bit of the Dumpf crazy that was being unleashed
upon our nation’s walnut-sized collective brain, would change the definition of insanity for a century;
and we’re hardly done with the damage this walkin’-talkin’ spray-tanned shitbag will spew upon US before he hocks up his last breath.

We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society has bubbling beneath the surface and which can provide harmless fun; but the culture itself. For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norm, even our cultural ideal.”
Carl Bernstein


 Limbaugh, you treasonous fuckstick. Instant karma's gonna get you.Just W.T. A. F.

Prisoner RoveKarl you ignorant slut. You look perfect in prison orange.


In America, the criminally insane rule and the rest of us,
or the vast majority of the rest of us, either do not care,
do not know, or are distracted and properly brainwashed into acquiescence
Kurt Nimmo


Hucka-Chick-FiletHucka-Chickabee is off the diet and on the crazy train again with his insane comments over the Newtown massacre.
His dependability as a nut job is always staggering, but now it’s measured by his gross tonnage.

 Presi-Queen Palin and her CourtResplendent in her make-believe Presi-Queen victory dress over First Runner-up Loser Carrie What’s-her-name and Second Runner-up Loser Willard “Mittens” Romney, Sarah wore an elegant strapless gown with a fitted ruched bodice accented with gorgeous lace piquewadeens¹ and other ostentatious details;  the silk and taffeta fabric was spun exclusively for Mzzz Palin by 100% American-Evangelical silk worms.  Willard’s dress, on the other hand, was valued at over $14 million dollars, and was custom made on Planet Kolob from pure unrefined evil.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
—Frank Zappa
Inhofe Bobble Head
James Mountain Inhofe may not be the craziest tool currently in the Repug Shed, but he’ll serve as a fitting symbolic bobble-head for the whole lot of them in our year-end retrospective of some of the more insane Repugs we’ve endured since 2012.

So Ima stop here, because there’s too many more I’ve left out — I’m looking at you, Joe Manchin, Kirsten Cinema, Margarine Troller Greed, Lauren Boubert, Jim Jordan, Alex Jones, Dumpf Junior, .

Best Wishes for a fabulous and progressively great new year, because we have no choice.

Power to the People.

Live in Light and Love.




¹ Yeah we make shit up.

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